Erectile Dysfunction

When ur dick don't work

bruh he got erectile dysfunction lol

by elonmuskishot April 26, 2020

erect

When a girl is hot as fuck, and your dick gets hard as fuck and becomes erect

Yo dat bitch just bent over, my penis is becoming erect!!!

by BriaN! March 14, 2004

ereri

if you ship this you are a firm believer of the inherit eroticism of 20-year age gaps you two-eyed worm. seriously, this ship only exists to satisfy the needs of horny female yaoi readers. if i ever had a genie, my first wish is to make this ass-crack excuse of a ship to disappear from this world. i would rather watch paint dry than read a fanfic of this pedophilia-suggestive pairing.

"my favorite ship is ereri"
"please go die in a ditch"

by slightlyqueerreindeer May 22, 2021

erection ratio

The comparison in length of one's erect penis to their non-erect penis. Expressed the same as mathematic ratios (i.e. 4:1 or 4 to 1).

Hey Roberto, my wife says my erection ratio of 2 to 1 just doesn't satisfy her needs.

by Gary Coleman IV April 10, 2008

Erection

When your Penis gets hard from sexual thoughts, sights, or stimulations

"Aw man, Jessica's big tits are giving me a giant erection"

"James, stick your thick erection up my pussy!"

by BonerGuy17 October 25, 2016

Vaginal Erection

Mmm...got a whiff of his cologne? Did he just take his shirt off at the gym? Did you start to feel a little tingly...down there? Perhaps a bit moist? And almost like your clitoris is standing 6 feet tall? Well girl, you've just suffered from a vaginal erection.

I was sitting at my desk and when he walked by I smelled his cologne. I had to run to the bathroom after I realized I'd just had a vaginal erection.

by vaginiqua October 26, 2011

Erected

erected is another word for yes just like hard means yes

hard is when the penis is in an up right position this happens when the guy is horny

e.g “ do u want sauce with that ?”

“ erected please “

which means “yes please”

by i made it a thing May 1, 2018