broke dicker

The broke dicker is a legen wait for it....dary legendary sex move involving a male, petite female, and a door. The female takes the dick up the ass like a champ from the doggy style position, halfway in and out of a doorway, and primes the males penis for the climax. Right before ejaculation happens the female slams the door shut on the males dick and intensifies the males orgasm, while rendering his penis useless for the next few months. The male's dick is now broke but the experience is worth it, definitely takes a kinky pair to try this one.

Boy: Want to try the broke dicker?

Girl: You must have balls of steel if you want to try that!

by Stormthegreatest October 14, 2013

chicken dicker

A 99 year old man who jerks off four times a day. Usuall after using the bathroom and shakes his dick thinking it was a stranger doing it.

Best time of the day is whwn I jerk off in seven eleven said the chicken dicker.

by chickendicker July 5, 2014

short dicked it

When you misjudge the distance needed to throw an object into the trash

Watch me make this

*Shoots and misses*
Aww man, I short dicked it

by shortdickery June 30, 2016

Jack Dickerson

Some weird foo that acts gay a lot.if his name is jack he is gay

Jack Dickerson: let me eat you booty
Person: thasss gay

by 54682ghost December 9, 2018

Charles Dickens

When you bored as fuck reading a Charles dickens and you want to go bang your classmate

Oswald: dude this book my Charles dickens is so fucken boring
Gertrude: ya this shit sucks wanna go Charles Dickens in the bathroom
Oswald: yes Gertrude nothing would make me happier

by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019

taraji dickerson

A beautiful person who I found on tiktok and does the best dances and tiktoks ever
Once she commented on my video and I screamed so loud
She shares an account with her best friend and I haven't really seen her post but I hope she will

I've been following her since she had 8 followers

Person:Who's your favorite Tiktoker?
Me: Taraji Dickerson duh

by just an tiktok obsessed whore October 12, 2019

Ear Dicked

When someone is spewing utter nonsense you have to just sit there an let it penetrate your mind. It's the step right before getting mind-fucked.

Man, that class is rough. I just got ear dicked by THAT professor again.

by Joe-Joeeee April 23, 2021