Dead Parrot Defense

When a lie or excuses is so blatantly ridiculous and unbelievable, the defendant has no choice but to stick to his/her absurd defense, disregarding all possible logic/laws of physics/obvious contradictions. Taken from the Monty Python dead parrot sketch in which a shop owner insists a clearly dead parrot is alive.

Tim got caught cheating on his girlfriend, but stuck to a dead parrot defense of she was an out of work actress and he was helping her with simulated sex scenes

by ArfNarfBarf August 5, 2010

The Cleavage Defence

Often seen in in play by female receptionists when a man arrives at the desk and towers above her for no apparent reason.

She deftly places the palm of her hand on her chin and her elbow on the desk neatly blocking all attempts to 'View the Valley' with the strategicaly placed forearm.

It is a position that can be strongly defended for hours especially when used in conjunction with a swivel chair.

Not to be confused with:
The Cleavage Offence.

Guy 1: "Aww, Maaan! Have you seen the new girl on reception? The most amazing frontage you ever man!!"
Guy 2: "Jeez! No dude. She totally flawed me with The Cleavage Defence."
Guy 1: "Yeah, she's a professional man."

by GabrielDertzer September 30, 2010

inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities

When you just don't care if you clog the vote section, so you attempt to put stuff only you know about on Urban Dictionary.

"We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities."

"I hate Brian Reese. He's super fat and ugly, and I don't like him at all, ew retard alert XDD"
"Ayy Double Slash is a beast yo he finna flex that YouTube bank on y'all"

"We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities."

by Double Slash June 14, 2018

Not a definition

Not a definition, I just have a question. What would happen if you fell on your boner? Would it break?

wait thats not a definition, thats anal sex. Bamboozled again.

by Tyrannous aunt June 10, 2019

Urban Dictionary Name Definition

For people who have low self-esteem, that they make definitions about their names so they can feel better.

People: Look at Helen, shes on Urban Dictionary, I wonder what she is typing.
Helen: I'm so sad that I have to make a Urban Dictionary Name Definition to make myself feel better.

by Coora's Tanabata February 15, 2020

I forgot what the definition of this is

Kind of forgot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yes this is a joke I really just wanna see it for some reason as an actual definition on this website.

If I forgot what the definition of this is, how the hell am I supposed to use it in a sentence?

by Kinda forgot it tho ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ November 16, 2021

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the greatest thing of all time

if you seriously just typed UrbanDictionaryis writtenby you Define a Word Twitter Facebook Help Subscribe © 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® adshelpprivacyterms of servicedmcaaccessibility statementreport a buginformation collection noticedata subject access request. then i have a question, what is wrong with you???

by the unfunny kivi guy October 10, 2023