cock demon

The mythical creature that causes morning wood

Oh, man, I had a visit from the cock demon last night.

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005

democrapathy

the state of being belligerently liberal, exceedingly vocal, unabashedly self-congratulatory & completely politically uninvolved.

This Starbuck's is rife with democrapathy & so is the one across the street.

by joshua andrew rooker December 17, 2008

demonic possession

in religious folk and supernatural beliefs, a form of spiritual possession whereby certain violent and evil higher dimensional entities, or demonic entities, gain control over a person's body, which is then used for whatever purpose they like. Unlike in channelling (but channeling can be a doorway such as a ouija board) or other so called 'harmless' forms of possession, the subject has no control over the possessing entity and so it will persist until forced to leave the victim, usually through a form of exorcism. However some rumor's say that exorcisms are just a hoax and the 'demons' or 'higher dimensional's are just playing games with the mortal children. Many cultures and religions contain some concept of demonic possession, but the details vary considerably.

The details variance has been accounted to human imagination, differences in demons, psychological conditions, mental illness, dementia, subjective experience, cultural differences, and hoaxes.

As with anything supernatural, it may take eyewitness accounts to believe or not to believe.

Everyone has their own theory and that is urban legend.

Judith: Hi guys! Wanna come over to my house tonight and play with the new Ouija board i just bought?

Sonia: No Way! I know of a girl who is, my cousin's, best friend's, boyfriend's, sister. Who tried that game and became demonically possessed! demonic possession! They all saw it. It was for real! She had to go to a priest to get it out of her! Are you crazy! What would your parents say?

Jon: Yeah man. That's like playing with fire. I'd rather smoke some weed. At least that won't possess me!

Judith: Oh ok. guess I'll have to get people that actually have some guts. Go smoke a tree. I have better stuff to do, like channel my spirit guide.

by RobinJoyJoy November 16, 2009

pinky demon

The ubiquitous, pink monsters in id Software's original Doom games. They have massive, snarling jaws and commonly killed with a chainsaw. Sometimes called "butt monsters" for their vague resemblance to a human posterior with legs, they are officially called "demons" by id Software.

The barrels exploded, killing a pinky demon and three imps.

by Timotheus325 January 21, 2009

Demolition Car

A female with messed up teeth also referred to as a busted grill. She usually smiles a lot to show off this particular attribute even though we would prefer if she didn't. This female is also known to have large breasts or headlights in which the male eyes are usually drawn directly to first thus providing weary onlookers a false belief of beauty in this particular female.

Hey you should check out our newest co-worker, she has a nice rack but she's a total Demolition Car.

by The Russ Buss October 30, 2006

demorphed

Like deformed but better

That object looks demorphed

by Kyosamma October 30, 2008

Demon-Dick

When you hook up with a guy and the dick is SO good but he literally destroys your soul

i.e. he sends you a gift basket of pleasure in the form of dick as you begin your slow descent to hell.

George Clooney had quite the case of demon-dick back in the day.

Walmart Fabio probably thinks he has a case of demon-dick but he literally just kills souls with his personality alone.

by A Minnesotan August 29, 2019