cyber hippie

Someone who sits around all day on the internet making petitions and random protests all via the web, which don't actually have any real effect on anything. They also tend to claim they want to help and change the world and all that good stuff, but are too lazy to actually get up, get out, and actually do something about it.

Jim was a cyber hippie. Jim sat at home and made a petition on the internet for people to join by clicking a button. It was protesting the closing of a store in his town. The petition slowly grew, and before long had over 100,000 people's names on it. "Now they definitely can't close the store", thought Jim.

A week later, without any evidence of an actual petition and the only person who knew about it was Jim, who was still at home on his computer waiting for something to happen without him having to actually do anything, the store was closed.

by Space Captain Nero October 2, 2007

cyber patrol

Internet filtering software that prevents the prurient minded from visiting donkey rape and warez sites on pcs that they don't own.

O noes cyber patrol!! now i cant go to my fave violent buttsecks sites on this public library pc :(

by Lucifer Cockfun August 18, 2006

cyber bully

Cody Ko

Jake Paul: I don't like cyberbullies.... you're a cyber bully

Cody ko: Sorey aye

by this is not Jack Adams May 26, 2019

sui-cider

AKA Old Rosy, a cider served by the Cwmanne Tavern in Cwmanne (near lampeter, wales). Know for its unusual potency.

"That Old Rosy is a Sui-Cider"

by Fred1 December 21, 2007

cyber jam

When too much info us uploaded onto a server that it has to put some in a queue in order to relieve strain on the server.

Maybe i didn't get your text because i'm just so popular that i have like 50 messages waiting to get into my phone that they get into a cyber jam.

by coinroller January 10, 2008

Cyber-Downs

A variant of the congenital condition characterized by moderate to severe mental retardation; If one has many problems operating electronic goods, "Cyber-Downs," would be an appropriate condition to say they had. Also see: E-tard.

Doush: Dude! I can't work WMM! >:(
Dude: Wow man.... You never told me you had Cyber-Downs :O

by General Hargreaves March 10, 2008

cyber running

when you constantly log on and off trying to escape someone who keeps talking to you.

boy: back so soon?
girl: sorry, i have to go. bye.
boy: okay, bye.

5 minutes later.
boy: back.
girl:noodles has to go on. goodnight.
*logs off
"phew, cyber running is tiring."

by ninja[: March 5, 2009