Cyber-Downs 

A variant of the congenital condition characterized by moderate to severe mental retardation; If one has many problems operating electronic goods, "Cyber-Downs," would be an appropriate condition to say they had. Also see: E-tard.

Doush: Dude! I can't work WMM! >:(
Dude: Wow man.... You never told me you had Cyber-Downs :O

Cyber-Downs by General Hargreaves March 10, 2008