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corporate criminal

A term used to describe germans who are savage or very intelligent.
That german guy is a corporate criminal.
by Simon Ambrose March 22, 2019
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Nova Corporation

Lego corporation with a mass amount of resources. Consists of all males without any women in sight. Has edgy kids named the Department of Operations.
Hey, did you see the awesome group Nova Corporation?

Nah, I got banned for blowing up a random bookshelf.
by tfkcrkk February 19, 2024
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corporate company

Should I shower before or after I enjoy some Corporate Company? Depends how dirty that skank is. I say both!
by gottano April 20, 2014
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Corporate Criminal

a word use to describe german people who are savage.
by sexycow432 April 21, 2019
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Corporate Gifting

Gifting made specially by corporates & institutions for their trade partners, employees, conferences, etc.
Jan: I am really stuck for new ideas in corporate gifting?
April: No sweat ! Check out www.GiftingBazaar.com for latest corporate gifting ideas !
by 100Gods July 22, 2012
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Corporate cuck

A spineless bootlicker who will gladly get steamrolled by capitalism if it came with a lanyard and a Starbucks gift card. Will gladly defend mega-corporations that regularly screw over workers, customers, or the planet. Justifies it with “gotta feed my family” or “it’s out of my hands.” They’ll burn the planet, ruin your lungs, and defend the CEO’s yacht, all while clocking in for $18 an hour and a quarterly pizza party.

*Might* realize the system sucks. Still defends it. Because change is scary, and capitalism gives them enough to buy a brand new $50,000 pickup truck.
"Dude defended Nestlé stealing water from drought zones because ‘it’s legal.’ That’s some high-level corporate cuck behavior right there."
by bleepbloopbleeky July 26, 2025
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corporal carpet

Someone who decides to randomly get a bowl-cut and dye their hair black for absolutely no reason
Pretty sure Daniel just corporal carpeted his hair last night
by duemoturion June 10, 2017
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