Clit Sore

When a fat slut gets her clit munched on by two panty elves at the same time while she bathes in cum butter.

"Yo, did you Sally last night at the party?"

"I did man, she scared the fuck out me with that clit sore she had!"

by Froma July 25, 2011

clit lift

1. when a female gets aroused

2. the female version of an erection

yo I was fooling around with Tammy last night she had some major clit lift going on

I was at _______ last night with Beka and Shelly, this guy was dancing with me he was so hot I got clit lift with only one drink.

by Dr Fugg August 3, 2010

clit-together

the opposite of a sausage fest.

when clits get to together

why are there no dudes at this party? This party is such a clit-together.

by bb*beluga August 9, 2010

clit farmer

Can be spelled with or without a space. Literally, a farmer of clitoris. The term is used as an insult to essentially call someone a whore, but attempting to confuse them at the same time.

Alvaro: Dude, I totally had sex with, like, nine girls this weekend.

Gaylord: Hell yeah bro!

Airyelle (walks by and overhears): You guys are just clit farmers.

by Salty Sausage November 17, 2011

Clit Vulture

The act of a lesbian, usually over 45, stalking a younger lesbian, 18-30, in the hopes of regaining her youth.

Godfuckingdamn, that nasty ass, leatherfaced dyke Deb is at it again! Why can't she stop clit vulturing and let me drink my shirley temple in peace!

Step off, clit vulture, this is my sour puss

That bitch is such a fucking clit vulture, she owns a whole fleet of U-HAUL trucks.

by thefishbin August 31, 2011

clit crit

Informed discussion of sexual partners, practices, variations, anatomy.

We had an extended clit crit session after surfing last Monday.

by philologue October 5, 2011

Clit Willy

when a girl has a clit so big its almost penis size

amys got such a clit willy, bet its bigger than her boyfriends

by mark erpen March 24, 2012