Jesus Christ on a bloody bike

This term will most likely be heard in the uk. It is used when surprised or appalled.

Mike:(gives Derek a fright)
Derek:Jesus Christ on a bloody bike!!!

See jesus Christ

by Fayextreme May 22, 2016

Atete Christa

Trippie red doppelganger who loves to buy intoryi for her good friend Joan.

Yiweeeee Atete Christa asa nk'intoryi.

by Jkmg October 1, 2020

Lobster Christ

The all mighty god that shall rain down on the earth as he knows all and shall pop a chocy milk.

Hey what is your religion? I pray to lobster Christ.

by zx14NINJABOYS13 February 2, 2021

Je Christ

A gangster word short for ‘Jesus Christ’

Je Christ man why’d you run over all those kids

by Jake Peralta The Cop March 9, 2021

Jeezless Christ

For people who are not of a religious faith, Jeezless Christ is a word to say in place of Jesus Christ when something shocking happens.

Jeezless Christ what happened to you?
Jeezless Christ that spider was ginormous.

by Crazy Julie 51 November 9, 2021

Nathan Chrestman

A super cool gay landscaper. He has a really big wiener and loves his friends, his jeep and his country.

Hey have you guys seen Nathan Chrestman lately, he got a sick new jeep?

by Mr_sexlessmarriage June 25, 2022

hesus christ

Jesus but sussier. Average he/him pronoun user.

oh my there goes a hesus christ.

by ur m0mmy November 1, 2022