reality check

a confirmation of facts, especially to combat malicious rumors, stand ground against excessive idealism, or dispel fantasies

Many politicians could use a reality check.

by The Retrurn of Light Joker October 8, 2008

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Check out these Numbers

When a male appreciates a womans breasts, and wants to share the beauty of them with a friend.

Dave "Mate check out these numbers!"

Luke "yeah they are fantastic!"

by Luke Wiseman September 16, 2008

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squrriel cheeks

nuts in the right and left cheek of your face.

HEY mom kasey has squrriel cheeks!

by susie poster July 26, 2006

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1.Putting someone in check for a seemingly or obvious homosexual action.

2. To receive a "check" for doing something the checker thinks is homosexual or "gay". Can be expressed by drawing a "check" shape in the air with one's finger.

"Man, I don't care if Scotty was just pretending to hump you, he gets a gay check for sure...as a matter of fact, you get one for letting it happen."
See also- homo suspicion

by Ldogg. November 27, 2009

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Aisle Check

the action you do going up and down the grocery store looking for the people you originally came in with, but lost while doing your business. can be done multiple times looking up and down aisles. VERY SCARY for little kids looking for their parents.

Drew: dammit, I've been up and down these aisles and still cant find them
Troy:how many aisle checks have you done?
Drew: I'm up to 20 times now, it's endless!
Troy: Sucks to be you!

by Ya Boy Trax August 7, 2010

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Mike Check

When a female grasps a male phallus and taps the helmet during a sexual encounter. This act is akin to testing the functionality of a microphone during a live event.

Look chick, I want you to grab my meat rattle and give it a mike check.

by KDes October 6, 2010

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