carsonism

The belief and worship of Carson and his holy beliefs.

I believe in carsonism.

by Aress Carol Emjee August 20, 2018

carbona

"Carbona" Noun: A household cleaning agent popularized by the Ramones that it can be used for huffing in the song "Carbona Not Glue". Huffing is the reason many people are so stupid. Dont Huff. The company sued the Ramones for use of their name, ironically they are now a very small company and almost totally obsolete.

"I ran out of carbona and mom threw out the spraypaint"

by Greeen May 11, 2006

Carona

A word used by people who don't know the proper way to spell Corona, a common nickname for the Covid-19 disease caused by the SARS-CoV-2 coronavirus.

*on Discord or something*
Finn: yooo carona sucks man
Gavin: bruh lmao "carona"

by gIsForGravity February 17, 2021

Carbon

A non-metal with atomic number 6. Makes up almost all the shit in biosphere.

A prostitute on an atomic level. It's able to form single, double AND triple bonds... such a whore.

A girl's bestfriend when you think about it (diamond).

Pure carbon compounds also include soot, graphite, etc.

- Did you hear Carbon is going out with 4 hydrogens at the same time?
- Slut...

by ChillaxedGuy2 September 11, 2013

carloni

A ferocious hermaphrodite monster weighing trilions of tons, eats everything, smells like rotting pussy, with an ass the size of the sun. This creature often waits by vigorously rubbing its smiley face and erecting thy right foot.

Run for your life it's a Carloni!!!

by fartlover November 17, 2014

Carsonoma

In software development, carsonoma refers to a region of convoluted, dense, impossible to maintain, nonsensical code.

Like the carcinoma in medicine, a carsonoma has mutated from good code to become gross collection of malignancy that threatens the entire application. Like a cancerous tumor, this region often cannot be excised from the code without killing the patient. Synonyms: clusterfuck

Did you see the carsonoma in the discount offer page? There's no hope for fixing it.

by vinny the toadmaster March 16, 2011

Carsnifigus

The word to describe a very awkward and gay situation.

Person 1 "This is so hard"

Person 2 "Haha Thats what she said"

Person 3 "Like my penis when a rape little boys"

Person 1 ".....This is quite a Carsnifigus"

by willy the walrus January 8, 2009