carloni 

A ferocious hermaphrodite monster weighing trilions of tons, eats everything, smells like rotting pussy, with an ass the size of the sun. This creature often waits by vigorously rubbing its smiley face and erecting thy right foot.

Run for your life it's a Carloni!!!

carloni by fartlover November 17, 2014

Carbonite Filter 

Carbon/carbonite filters are used for all sorts of purification. Lately, carbonite filters have been used on bongs. The smoke goes through the carbonite rock, removing carcinogens and other toxins, but not removing the THC. This means you won't cough as much. Regular carbon filters are replaced, while the built in Carbonite brand ones can be cleaned and maintained. It doesn't magically make more THC in your smoke, like the other definition suggests.

Stoner 1: Dude, I love this carbonite filter. It's better than my old ROOR ash catcher!
Stoner 2: Yeah man, just keep it clean.

Carbonite Filter by glass420lover May 7, 2011

Zen Carsonism 

Accomplishment of something through inactivity

Getting mugged, but then the guy gets arrested. “I knew it would work out in the end because of Zen Carsonism.”

Zen Carsonism by Aress Carol Emjee January 8, 2019

Carbonize 

To smoke a waterpipe with zeal.

We've been carbonizing tobacco all night.
Lets carbonize this shit.

Carbonize by Adeptus Carbonarum January 22, 2009

carsonism 

The belief and worship of Carson and his holy beliefs.

I believe in carsonism.

carsonism by Aress Carol Emjee August 20, 2018

Carlinism 

The shared beliefs of George Carlin (1937-2008), one of the greatest human minds that ever lived. Carlin taught us that Republicans/Conservatives are full of shit, kids today are largely flawed, God doesn't exist and those who believe in most religion are assholes who kill people for no reason (His words, not mine.), and people in general are scared, weak, evil, manipulative, callous sacks of shit who sit around playing with their pricks until they die, and other such thoughts.

Churchgoer: Hey, I'm going to church, wanna come?

Carlinist: No thank you, I believe in Carlinism, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go jack off.

Carlinism by ifyoureadthisthenyoulostthegam April 25, 2010

Carbonicci 

The great mathematician behind the sequence: 2, 19, 38, 53, 106, 1007.

Guy 1: What comes after 53 in the Carbonicci sequence?
Guy 2: 106.

Carbonicci by Carbonicci January 1, 2014