ASS HAT

One or more persons drops pants and place their bare asses on the victims head, take a photo and laugh your own ass off.

Mayr is a frequent wearer of an ass hat.
He does not find it funny butt we do.

by JFFFP September 25, 2011

Ass hat

What you become when your mom is a teacher, no one likes her and she sits on you

Aaric's an ass hat...

by ManderzzCarrii January 9, 2012

Assbate

1. A young woman (Sometimes a used up skeezer or a conditioned cougar) that baits men for and with treacherous motives, sometimes in illicit acts of subterfuge.

2. A female that with others and not alone are baiting a man into a vulnerable position sometimes by using racketeering, coercion and extortion of the man or people associated with them that is targeted

"That woman is Kate E. Assbate and I need her to go away because she is stalking and harassing me."

by Idontwanttofuckahooker November 4, 2012

AbShat!

Short word for "Absolutely Shattered"

I've been up to no good with my bosses wife all day long. I'm AbShat!!

by Proffessor Dundaheed! September 25, 2012

Asshackery

A gaming version of bullshit, when it may seem like other players are hacking because they are getting unreasonable scores and have an advantage over the general public in the game.

Person 1: Dude, I just got spawn-killed 5 times in a row, what the fuck is up with this!?

Person 2: Seems like there's quite a bit of asshackery going on there.

by AGSizzler January 13, 2013

Asshalf

To share, or split space. Usually a space at a show, con,or vendor space.

" Sure, I will asshalf a chair with you if you want to do the show."

by Cigany January 28, 2013

asspattie

them ass looking better and more delicious than krabby patties themselves

girl, your asspattie looking fine today

by FookSammich February 18, 2014