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Someone who is such a prick or is so obnoxious that he isn't worth being called an asshole.
That guy isn't even an asshole, he's an asshalf.
asshalf by SFSMaus March 11, 2006
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One step lower than an asswhole.

Lacking half the intelligence of a whole ass.
I’m trying to study in the library but these asshalves keep going on and on about which protein shakes make your nuts bigger.

They could t change a lightbulb to save their lives Even if this asshalf and that asshalf put their minds together.
Asshalf by RasMaroon September 30, 2019
A exceedingly stupid or obnoxous person. An idiot. A walking life support system for a vagina.
You are an asshalf, it takes two of you to make and asshole.
asshalf by ass troll February 20, 2009
To share, or split space. Usually a space at a show, con,or vendor space.
" Sure, I will asshalf a chair with you if you want to do the show."
Asshalf by Cigany January 28, 2013
Not good enough to be an Asshole.
Really? Im an Asshole? Well you're an AssHalf.... it takes TWO of you to make an Asshole.....
AssHalf by LuNaTTiK May 6, 2021
Lower than an asshole.
"I'm an asshole?.... You're an Asshalf, It takes TWO of you to make an asshole"
Asshalf by LuNaTTiK54 March 28, 2026
A person found wanting in desirable social skills such as common courtesy, politeness, and due consideration of others.

Unlike an Asshole, the word Assholf is found exclusively in reference to people and totally uncalled for acts of insensitivity - esp. to individuals and/or the things they create.

May be associated with pretentiousness and transparency
I can't believe I found William in bed with Megan! He is such an ASSHOLF!

or

He said my music was minimalistic and he wouldn't add me on GaySpace...what an ASSHOLF!
Assholf by Will-yum-yum March 18, 2008
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