Amelie Ridley

The better something is, the harder it is to express with words. But I’ll do my best to describe Amelie Ridley/Snookiebear/Shnukums/Stinkywinky. She radiates kindness and inspires me so much. I cannot express enough how affectionate, caring, talented, and hard working she is. The best decision I’ve ever made to this day was meeting her, because I got to meet the love of my life (not Amelie pfffff no way some other girl). I can’t begin to express all the things I love about her, and how much I appreciate each and every one of them. I love how deeply she cares. I love how observant she is, always noticing when I’m in a mood and quickly getting me out of it (even when that involves “dancing it out of me” in public). I love how she listens to what I say and how she acts on it to make me happy. I love how we like the same food (nom nom nom). I loveeee her sleeping suggestions ;). I love how she makes me feel like I’m on top of the world ALL THE TIME. And I love how she keeps blowing me away with her amazingness (will it ever stop!!??). Even when I take away everything she does for me, there’s something so radiant and surreal about Amelie that makes me want to experience all of life as close to her side as possible. To put it simply, I don’t just appreciate everything she does as a person, but also who she is as a person (she’s really out here upgrading me hehehe).

Amelie Ridley has been loosing at word blitz recently!! What has the world come to!?

by shnukumsnumberonefan August 22, 2023

Meat Riding

Meat riding is a term to describe king henry slaves.

carter is meat riding

by balistah August 22, 2023

Log Ride

If you're eating out a pussy so good they squirt and shit on your face, you've been sent on a log ride.

He ate me out so good I sent that bitch on a log ride.

by Gorbo Carford August 25, 2023

Free rider problem

Sounds like a re-brand of Reagan's "welfare queens" but...

Hym "How is fucking YouTube charlatans using Nietzsche's work and the bible to proselytize for a religion (the truth of which) they do not believe while everyone else works and the creator of A.I. doesn't get credited or paid NOT the free rider problem in action? How is doing nothing more than reacting to other people's lives and then attaching merch to your reaction NOT the free rider problem?"

Dr. JeepJorp "It's the psychopaths! The evil deranged psychopaths that I AM NOT ONE OF (But I can't take the test because I'll cheat on the test)! They don't want me to breed! They won't to the incest cult!"

Iam "Hey! Dr. JeepJorp! Want some cinnamon toast crunch? Cus... I got some Cinnamon Toast Crunch here... I ran out of plastic spoons so... You gotta use a fork but- Hey, I got like half a giant-size box man... Get you some..."

Dr. Jeepjorp "The psychopaths want short term gratification! It's fine when Elon the retard literally engages in short term gratification with Johnny Depp's wife and literally doesn't do any of the things I say but the psychopaths!?"

Iam "Yeah man, totally. You sure you don't want any- Oh... Hey, I'm running out of milk..."

Dr. JeepJorp "Psychopaths ALWAYS run out of milk! Their machiavellianism makes it impossible for them to keep enough Mike for their guests!"

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

Mc Ride

a homeless person screaming into the microphone about their political beliefs, sex, drugs, and his fans being absolute fucking dorks

"dude mc ride is so fucking awesome"
"ueaj......"

by ivyrawrxd63 August 4, 2024

Meat Riding like Malott

When one person is obsessed with someone and will do whatever it takes to get someone else to like them. This could also be choosing a side of an argument on purpose or for biased reasons.

“There he goes! Greg is back to meat riding like Malott! I am not surprised by this! lol”

by anonymous August 10, 2024

Kawasaki riders

Better than a Harley rider

Kawasaki riders are non faggots, unlike gsxrs, Harley Davidson, and any other Suzuki's.

by ace_.night_ridesx August 12, 2024