Clerm

Clerm means a clam with sperm inside or if a clam gets trapped onto your testicles. Clermed is past tense. Clermaxxing is removing the clam from the male's sexual organ. Happy clerm day by the way!

“ Did I seriously get a clerm? “

by anonymous March 23, 2024

clenchmax

the act of clenching your ass cheeks together

"Clenchmaxxing while jelqing is the new meta"

by thecurelover911 March 24, 2024

Clearance

Going through a person close to a celebrity to get the permission of that celebrity to talk to them off the lot, and in public. Meant to protect the celebrity from inane small talk and discussions about colosomy bags.

Larry David failed to get clearance from Richard Lewis to talk to Richard’s close friend, Conan O’ Brien. Larry violated the “Clearance” rule when his chat with Conan as he walked his dog was unauthorized.

by Dr. X, Family Counselor March 24, 2024

Clesning

To mistify or be mistified by intentional misspelling in an email.

I'm clesning the whole company today, so everyone thinks there will be a carcass cleaning on Friday, instead of a carpet cleaning

by Evilta March 25, 2024

Clej

The act of acting

Evans likes to clej

by Gravye84ryrhr March 30, 2024

clenchmaxxing

The act of clenching your ass as a workout to make that shi fat asf

Boyfriend: Damn it’s looking fat you been working out?
Girlfriend: Nah I’ve just been clenchmaxxing

by Johnsontickler April 5, 2024

Clean your microwave!

Hey, you! Yes, you: the dumbass scrolling on urban dictionary. Did you google this? Whatever, you need to listen close because this is important. Clean your microwave! All that nasty shit on the roof and walls can't stay. What do you put in there and for how long? What??? Thats fucking gross, you need to clean that shit out ASAP. No, not later NOW. GO! Clean your microwave!!!

"Ew, what the fuck? I'm not putting my pizza pockets in there, CLEAN YOUR MICROWAVE!"

by Leuko April 8, 2024