When ya ol' lady's been bangin' around, and you go down on her. Either side of the vagina represents the bread.
She packed up and left?
Yeah.
Where's she living.
With the new guy.
There's a new guy? She only left you this morning!
I know, I'd been eating the dick sandwich for the past year without realising.
With extra mayo.
Thanks.
Yeah.
Where's she living.
With the new guy.
There's a new guy? She only left you this morning!
I know, I'd been eating the dick sandwich for the past year without realising.
With extra mayo.
Thanks.
by dicksandwichentryguy November 19, 2009
Get the dick sandwich mug.Can also be used as noun referring to someone's mouth and at the same time suggesting they suck dick with it. Used primarily to describe someone's mouth who talks too much, is too loud, or says something you don't like (relates more to speech than anything else). I've never heard it used in reference to eating.
I wish that loud bitch over there would shut her dick sucker already.
John: Eat shit and die asshole
Joe: Shut your dick sucker and throw down
Get away from me with that dick sucker -- said as a nappy ho tries to kiss you.
Biff: Eat shit and die asshole
Joe: I'm gonna punch you in your dick sucker you little bitch
John: Eat shit and die asshole
Joe: Shut your dick sucker and throw down
Get away from me with that dick sucker -- said as a nappy ho tries to kiss you.
Biff: Eat shit and die asshole
Joe: I'm gonna punch you in your dick sucker you little bitch
by Gamblar December 10, 2008
Get the dick sucker mug.A non-fictonal man of many faces. He breaks into your house at night and renders your penis useless as he tickles it with his 9 inch fingernails. You are somewhat being pleasured by this act of random dick tickling, and cannot move any body part for any reason while this man tickles your dick. When he is finished you often fall into unconsious lulls and wake up to remember nothing. Nobody has actually ever seen this man, but it is believed anybody who does may be killed relentlessly by his 25 inch cock.
Person 1: Damn man, why are my pants down and why do I have an erection?
Person 2: Maybe you have been visited by the Dick Tickler.
Person 2: Maybe you have been visited by the Dick Tickler.
by Bawlf-Man February 26, 2009
Get the Dick Tickler mug.by Kyle August 24, 2004
Get the Dick lick mug.(noun). An expression used when something sucks, or when something doesn't happen the way it was originally intended. This phrase was coined by an Ohioan, Rich, in the year 2000, who used this term to describe his job at Sam's Club.
Did you ask that hot girl out that works in shoes? Yea I did but she's engaged. Dude thats such a bag a dicks.
by Rich August 27, 2003
Get the Bag of Dicks mug.1. Bruce Wayne's faithful Ward, who was Batman's sidekick, until his untimely death in either a comic book or one of those crap ass Batman movies.
2. A fellow that balls all the ladies
he can, leaving none for his friends.
2. A fellow that balls all the ladies
he can, leaving none for his friends.
1. Dick Grayson lived with Bruce Wayne and Aunt harriet at stately Wayne Manor.
2. What? you balled Carolyn? Even though I was hitting on her? Damn! you're a real Dick Grayson!
2. What? you balled Carolyn? Even though I was hitting on her? Damn! you're a real Dick Grayson!
by ken taylor December 14, 2004
Get the Dick Grayson mug.A guy who is a treat for another males dick, he is the treat by sucking or fondling in a homosexual way.
by nick drummencarter November 27, 2004
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