brown elf

When a person defecates into another persons mouth while they are sleeping.

Last night when I was sleeping my dads new twink brown elfed all over me.

by Donkey shlong September 18, 2022

Sneaky Brown-Pig

The act of pulling a peers pants down halfway, then shifting your anus above their undergarments and begin defficating. After you are done: pull the pants to their original upright position.

Mickey: Hey Paul, last time I gave Ryan the Sneaky Brown-Pig, I got sent home from the office.

Paul: Well Mickey, he even told you that was his last pair of slacks..

by Willywanker November 26, 2013

Reed Brown

stupid fucking retarted piece of shit

Reed Brown is stupid as heelll

by oidsjfwuqgh4vq2gv September 28, 2021

chris browned

To beat a woman. This term came into use after the 2009 Grammys when Chris Brown was given a felony charge for beating Rhianna.

"He just Chris Browned that bitch!"

by Matt Burkhardt March 11, 2009

first browns

The first person to use a toilet after it being cleaned. More typical in an office environment.

Yo, I got to work early this morning and got first browns. It was superb.

by Outspec May 28, 2024

Brown Tumbler

A sexual act which involves defecating on your partner and wrestling with him/her so as to share in the feces.

Let's do a Brown Tumbler tonight. This chicken taco platter should give me plenty to work with.

by SexMagi January 3, 2019

Slade Brown

a name used in the world

"hi Slade Brown, hows your day"

by Slade Brown November 23, 2023