by RobFromLa November 20, 2007
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by FredaK April 6, 2019
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it's like shaving your chest with a lawnmower! that sounds dangerous, but it's not more dangerous than drinking BRAWNDO because drinking BRAWNDO is like riding a pony, which probably sounds not dangerous except that the pony is 300 feet tall and covered in chainsaws! and to get on the pony, you have to take an elevator filled with 16 live cougars, which is an actual sport in latin america, which is extremely fun, but not as fun as BRAWNDO because BRAWNDO is like driving an ice cream truck full of angry bees through a petting zoo, which is a great way of becoming popular if you want to become popular with LAW ENFORCEMENT but if you don't, you should still drink BRAWNDO because BRAWNDO will make you use your fists for everyday tasks, like watching tv or romance or helicopter maintainence! it will also make you more awesome at english, which means you can use apostrophes whenever 'you w'an't to', even in words like 'nuclear', which don't even have an apostrophe yet!
by jedediah2j October 3, 2008
Get the Brawndo mug.A. What you drink because you can't drink your car battery.
B. Green Kool-Aid and rocket fuel.
C. Drink of choice for winning . . . . anything (running, walking, waving, yelling, complex mechanical repair etc.)
it's got what plants crave.
B. Green Kool-Aid and rocket fuel.
C. Drink of choice for winning . . . . anything (running, walking, waving, yelling, complex mechanical repair etc.)
it's got what plants crave.
by PAPA HET! February 5, 2008
Get the Brawndo mug.An energy drink giving which gives you the sensation of riding a pony which doesn't sound dangerous except that the pony is 300 feet tall and covered in chainsaws and in order to get on the pony you have to wrestle 16 lion cougars which sounds exciting except its not as exciting as brawndo because brawndo is more exciting than a fistfight with a grizzly bear.
by Power Thirst December 17, 2008
Get the Brawndo mug.The generic term referring to an energy drink, provided it contains copious amounts of caffeine and sugar. The presence of low calorie sweeteners automatically disqualify a drink from this definition. Adding extra value to this type of beverage are certain nearly undefinable ingredients including sodium hexametaphosphate, pyridoxine hydrochloride, and cyanocobalamin.
Technician 1: "I can barely stay awake, want to go get a brawndo?"
Technician 2: "Sounds good. I hope they have Full Throttle brawndo, it's my favorite"
Technican 1: "Yeah, I also like Amp brawndo for its mellow smoothness. Let's go!!"
Technician 2: "Sounds good. I hope they have Full Throttle brawndo, it's my favorite"
Technican 1: "Yeah, I also like Amp brawndo for its mellow smoothness. Let's go!!"
by navindpaul January 30, 2010
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*noun*
brôndō biCH
A Thirst mutilator, when a thirsty person has discovered someone who they once thought to be attractive was not who they really were unto a point where it causes a person to have less or even no libido. Some cases may be severe and require medical attention and proper medication.
An unattractive woman (or male/transgendered person) who uses deceptive or illusionary tactics via media trickery and/or artistic makeovers to attract men, women, or others who are extremely thirsty(desperate for a significant other or mate for the act of sex).
The intent of a Brawndo Bitch is to hide their true image or self for the act of sex or guilt tripping a person into a relationship full well knowing the people they intend to attract would have no interest if they had been told up front and honestly of who they are or appear to be.
*noun*
brôndō biCH
A Thirst mutilator, when a thirsty person has discovered someone who they once thought to be attractive was not who they really were unto a point where it causes a person to have less or even no libido. Some cases may be severe and require medical attention and proper medication.
An unattractive woman (or male/transgendered person) who uses deceptive or illusionary tactics via media trickery and/or artistic makeovers to attract men, women, or others who are extremely thirsty(desperate for a significant other or mate for the act of sex).
The intent of a Brawndo Bitch is to hide their true image or self for the act of sex or guilt tripping a person into a relationship full well knowing the people they intend to attract would have no interest if they had been told up front and honestly of who they are or appear to be.
man 1: Yo, people were saying last night that caitlyn jenner thought you were cute
man 2: I told that Brawndo Bitch to kick rocks,i ain't fuckin with no dudes
man 2: I told that Brawndo Bitch to kick rocks,i ain't fuckin with no dudes
by Topmanstan November 2, 2021
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