Clean

Conor Killeen an idiot who resides in leixlip that struggles in most departments of life and skips a lot of lectures

Did clean skip another lecture?

by Keeklopp335 February 29, 2024

clepatitus

Having sticky fingers. Having an uncontrollable desire to steal shit.

Jay's pockets are so fat from his clepatitus

by Sindarelly March 5, 2024

Clean and Jerk

One of the two lifts in Olympic weightlifting, involving shouldering the weight, and getting the weight overhead. Requires years of dedication to become remotely good at.

He just did a Clean and Jerk while I just did my daily jerk and clean.

by boredom101 March 8, 2024

Cleary'd

A verb named after UMass scumbag Ryan Cleary who sexually assaulted a girl. Alternative word for raped.

Friend: Did you hear about that girl who got Cleary'd last night
Me: No that's awful, I hope they arrest that guy

by zoolegend March 10, 2024

Cleaved

An Oklahoma slang for being hooked on methamphetamine.
The term was created because Oklahoma looks like a jagged meat cleaver.

Hold onto your horses don't (cleaved in the county)

by juckitsh March 10, 2024

Clemmin Time

When a lacrosse game begins, all those who might hold the secondary name of "Clematis", awaken a second wind in which their strength and speed increase, at the cost of their face cementing into a strange look which can't be gotten rid of.

"It's Clemmin Time!", Clematis says. "Why does he look like a swole lizard?".

by PCJungleWarriors March 12, 2024

Clean myself up

For what? What would be the point? If I don't get the credit or the money there is no reason to continue living. So I can be the most attractive person trapped in a job he hate working with people he hates? I ALREADY AM THAT. Even WITHOUT cleaning myself up. Look at these fucking slogs! Can't get a new job because my car won't hold oil or coolant. I literally work at the only place in walking distance that will hire me. Can't afford a new car. Can't make enough money to save for a new car. Can't even afford to pay my bills on time. And then you have the YouTube VERMIN talking shit like they aren't absolute fucking parasites. The worse trash of the fucking planet. Slowly but surely my options dwindle until the only remaining option is stab a kid, hop on the overpass, and jump off a bridge.

Hym "Clean myself up? For what? What for? What would be the actual point of doing that you stupid fuck? Will it get me the money I need for the work the I did? No? So just stab the kids and kill myself right? The cops can clean my room when they come to investigate."

by Hym Iam March 15, 2024