lifewise

When someone's life is as painful as yours, and they agree on the matter

''Hey man, bad day today, I lost my watch and my parents got hit by a train''

''Lifewise buddy, that happened to me last week''

by Stack Attack March 1, 2014

Lifespan

A place where they say MAGIC happens, but that is not true. It is like an insane asylum. The staff are crazy. Especially Ms.Tuvey

OMG Lifespan is scary!

by Unknowngayboy October 5, 2016

Lifejacket

One who thinks he's good at writing music but writes poor lyrics cannot sing, thus looking ridiculous to anyone who doesn't eat their ass.

Whose up next?
Oh you know, Lifejacket.
Oh fuck, not again!

by Lifejacket May 5, 2006

lifes mosh

the cussing befor a fight

girl1:shut the fuck up befor i smash you !
girl2:are you dumb come here
(random girl); Oh man lifes moshh

by LovelyGhee June 21, 2009

Anti-Lifetime Channel Day

Another way to say Father's Day.

It was Father's Day, so I said to the single dad with the deranged ex-wife, "Happy Anti-Lifetime Channel Day!" And he cracked the fuck up.

by VyleKyleWillHaveHisRevenge June 22, 2009

Lifefail

Someone who generally fails at life.

Aaron: Dude check out that dude over there, he looks like an oompa loompa due to fake tan.

Richard: Such a Lifefail..

by Richard Wade June 10, 2008

Lifestream

The coolest room on IMC!

Lifestream..it's a little place where we can get together!

by BongBoy January 15, 2004