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Taco Bell Baby 

A taco bell baby is the feeling you get after you eat taco bell. You think your stomach looks big, and you feel larger after eating taco bell. When you shit it out, it feels like you have just given birth to a baby, but it was really your taco bell. You feel the bloating go away, like you just lost baby weight.
"Ouch, that must have been my taco bell baby." Jessa says.
"Oof, that is going to hurt when you have to shit it out." Jessa's mom says.
Taco Bell Baby by Tessa1234589 July 17, 2018
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Your male baby a lady 

The forbidden legendary insult that even the ones who dare to speak it quickly choke and die. If said the universe will implode in on itself until there is nothing left but the eternal abyss of silence.
Bob; your granpap a trap
Carl; *said while dying* you leave me no other choice,

Bob; No, have mercy!
Carl; your male baby a lady!
*the earth around then squished them into the void*

drown the baby elephant 

When you put your trunk (penis) in your woman's watering hole.
She was begging me to drown the baby elephant inside of her last night.

Crackhead Troll Baby 

A bitch who constantly copy’s your every move, every phrase etc. they want your life and they wanna own you. They also never shut the fuck up and are way too sensitive. They also make everything a competition and can’t take a hint, every one wants this bitch dead and that’s the tea
Girl 1: omg she follows her around like a dog

Girl 2: yeah Ik she’s suck a crackhead troll baby
Crackhead Troll Baby by Nerdlyz September 1, 2018

Biscuiting The Baby

When two or more people pet an animal at the same time
Look! Brady and Chase are Biscuiting the Baby
Biscuiting The Baby by Chasadia November 23, 2018

Carrying a lumpy baby 

A massive poo, turtlin', touching cloth, full of fecel matter.
I need a monumental dump so bad, I feel like I'm carrying a lumpy baby.
Carrying a lumpy baby by kwaiiawk January 22, 2019

Slept like a baby 

when you sleep damn well
freddy: i feel so rested bro, i slept like a baby
Slept like a baby by stready February 18, 2019