A phrase that means you passed out, slept well and undisturbed till you woke up, the exact opposite to how babies sleep.

I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)

to sleep infrequently in short spurts and at the most inconvenient times, followed by a big mess in their pants

an expression used to describe when you woke up crying and pissing everywhere

A metaphor that literally means a person slept peacefully throughout the night.

Most people today do not know how to take care of babies, as a result their child wakes up every 2 hours, pissing and crying and have incorrectly interpreted the meaning of the expression to mean: "Slept like the hell spawn of Satan".

I say hell-spawn of Satan because only Satan could treat a child as badly as these people treat their own children. But fear not children of God, for the age of darkness will only last a short 1000 years.

Something someone says as a metaphor, but what they don’t realize is babies wake up crying every 2 hours for food or a diaper change.

When ABDL, babyfur, DDLG or littles go to sleep wearing a diaper, snuggling plushies, sucking on pacifiers, experiencing peaceful bliss and being adorable