A phrase that means you passed out, slept well and undisturbed till you woke up, the exact opposite to how babies sleep.
by Galawh February 24, 2019
to sleep infrequently in short spurts and at the most inconvenient times, followed by a big mess in their pants
Correct usage in a sentence: "man, I slept like a baby." response: "well that explains the smell. Sorry about that buddy. Better luck next time."
by drgrams March 12, 2011
by stready February 18, 2019
When ABDL, babyfur, DDLG or littles go to sleep wearing a diaper, snuggling plushies, sucking on pacifiers, experiencing peaceful bliss and being adorable
by diaperpup February 17, 2019
i slept like a baby last night
by vinny tests the birdie January 04, 2010
A metaphor that literally means a person slept peacefully throughout the night.
Most people today do not know how to take care of babies, as a result their child wakes up every 2 hours, pissing and crying and have incorrectly interpreted the meaning of the expression to mean: "Slept like the hell spawn of Satan".
I say hell-spawn of Satan because only Satan could treat a child as badly as these people treat their own children. But fear not children of God, for the age of darkness will only last a short 1000 years.
Most people today do not know how to take care of babies, as a result their child wakes up every 2 hours, pissing and crying and have incorrectly interpreted the meaning of the expression to mean: "Slept like the hell spawn of Satan".
I say hell-spawn of Satan because only Satan could treat a child as badly as these people treat their own children. But fear not children of God, for the age of darkness will only last a short 1000 years.
Slept Like A Baby
by TheAutisticHumanBeing February 19, 2019
Something someone says as a metaphor, but what they don’t realize is babies wake up crying every 2 hours for food or a diaper change.
Person D (D for dumb): Man I slept like a baby last night
Person C(For common sense): Babies sleeping schedule is very unorganized cluttered and they wake up randomly
(Now that I think about it the saying is kinda tru abt me lmao)
Person C(For common sense): Babies sleeping schedule is very unorganized cluttered and they wake up randomly
(Now that I think about it the saying is kinda tru abt me lmao)
by lex_and_em February 12, 2019