Definitions by kwaiiawk

Carrying a lumpy baby 

A massive poo, turtlin', touching cloth, full of fecel matter.

I need a monumental dump so bad, I feel like I'm carrying a lumpy baby.

Carrying a lumpy baby by kwaiiawk January 22, 2019

Claggy 

A fluid that's clotting and has a tendency to be adhesive to various surfaces.

She pissed me off so much, I left a claggy

seminal substance on her work monitor.

Claggy by kwaiiawk January 7, 2019

silk rug 

Pubic hair plastered in seminal fluids like artex.

"look, I spaffed on her guts and it ran down giving her a silk rug"

silk rug by kwaiiawk January 17, 2018