kwaiiawk's definitions

silk rug

Pubic hair plastered in seminal fluids like artex.

"look, I spaffed on her guts and it ran down giving her a silk rug"

by kwaiiawk January 17, 2018

Claggy

A fluid that's clotting and has a tendency to be adhesive to various surfaces.

She pissed me off so much, I left a claggy

seminal substance on her work monitor.

by kwaiiawk January 7, 2019

Carrying a lumpy baby

A massive poo, turtlin', touching cloth, full of fecel matter.

I need a monumental dump so bad, I feel like I'm carrying a lumpy baby.

by kwaiiawk January 22, 2019