anal zombie

A zombie that only can be killed by removing its anus with your penis and a special spiked condom.

It's so hard to kill these anal zombies, but it feels so good ripping out their ass!

by Zombopheliac July 26, 2009

zombie defense initiative (ZDI)

Just what is the ZDI? We're a group of like minded individuals who realise the dangers presented by reanimated corpses. We enjoy classic and modern zombie movies and literature, and we have lengthly conversations that start with two questions: What if, and What Would I do?

Fact: 99.9997% of all college students are unprepared for a large scale zombie disaster
Fact: No federal funding is allocated towards a specialized zombie defense program
Fact: Preparation is the only provenly effective weapon against the undead

Can you honestly say you're ready for a zombie attack?

Learn the truth about decapitation, the effectiveness of fire, and the importance of a well thought out plan.

Join up with ZDI and form a local chapter. Figure out defense plans and evacuation routes from your dormitory. Assemble a crack team and start training. Study the ways of Bruce Campbell. Its not a question of if they'll rise. Its a question of when.

The Zombie Defense Initiative now has chapters at the following insitutions of higher learning:
ZDI-Boston University
ZDI-University Wisconsin-Madison
ZDI-Colby
ZDI-Fairfield University
ZDI-Central Connecticut State University
ZDI-State University of New York Potsdam
ZDI-State University of New York Binghamton
ZDI-Johns Hopkins University
ZDI-University of Pittsburgh
ZDI-Northeastern University
ZDI-Albion
ZDI-Wagner
ZDI-Michigan State
ZDI-SUNY Albany
ZDI-Temple
ZDI-Hobart & William Smith
ZDI-UMaine (Farmington)
ZDI-UWisconsin (Eau Claire)
ZDI-Acadia

yo that dude got cut cause he ain't part of the Zombie Defense Initiative (ZDI).

by Smittzmcgee December 14, 2008

zombie

A theoretical being that some philosophers use to discuss consciousness. A zombie is identical to a regular person in every way (including his behavior), except that he has no subjective, conscious experience at all. The thought experiment goes something like: "How do you know if someone is a zombie?"

Philosophers like John Searle assert that the theoretical possibility of zombies severely hinders our ability to observe and study the phenomenon of consciousness objectively.

Many materialists, however, assert that if a being was structurally and behaviorally identical to a regular person, then consciousness would result as an emergent property -- zombies cannot exist.

Daniel Dennett doesn't believe in zombies.

by brad December 1, 2003

zombie

An undead soul, possessed and sent out of the grave to thrive upon the flesh of the living.

After a dead body rots underground for a time, it may come to life, first its eyes will reopen, and fingers will begin twitching. The thumping of the heart may return, unless the heart has been removed. This is the rebirth of a human, the birth of a zombie.

Deteriorating, fallen apart and reaking of the foul stench of death, a zombie will raise from the grave by smashing through the coffin and lifting an arm out of the ground, in the normal zombie style. The zombie will proceed to lift itself out of the soil and moan, usually moaning anything like 'Yaaarghhh...' or 'BRAINS!'

If you fall victim to the zombie's feasting of your flesh and brain, you will become a zombie, forever walking, undead.

I'm a zombie. Why else do you think I am here so often?

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 18, 2003

zombie roaster

Looking like a zombie (very pale) after smoking weed.

Man, chris was lookng like a zombie roaster last night.

by DB762 November 6, 2006

Zombie-Con

1) A follower of right wing, conservative ideology that follows, spreads and repeats the panderings of radio talk show hosts such as Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter without question.

2) One who over-utilizes things that he has heard on Fox News or conservative talk radio, especially the frequent misuse of the word "liberal".

Bob listens to so much Rush Limbaugh, that you can't even bring up politics without him saying 'Liberal this! and 'Liberal that!', he's like another of those mindless Zombie-Con's.

by Mr Maldrex January 30, 2008

Zombie-Walking

zombie-walking is the act of walking in a zombie-like state, usually while under the influence of marijuana.

"how did we get to the mall?"
"i think we just zombie-walked cross town,lets get sbarro."

when zombie walking occurs, stop where you are and gain your boundaries, or smoke a spliff and continue.

"how did we get to the mall?"
"i think we've been zombie-walking for miles, lets get sbarro."

by ArghPeteyPirate May 25, 2009