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woke

a word used to describe snowflakes that try to protest every real world issue (Ex: a snowflake on twitter promoting how homophobia is wrong)
snowflake: WHY DONT YOU SUPPORT LGBTQ+??
guy: im not woke like you, and im religious
by Zerore0 January 1, 2024
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woke pilled

Trans political view points. When participants of the two party system flip flop their stances on an issue. Often not understanding the irony and humor.
The Republicans on the January 6 Committee called for more Capital Police oversight and the Democrats called for more Capital Police funding. The J6 committee is totally woke pilled.
by Tinker Stream December 26, 2022
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Woke

Woke according to an Melaninated American (Not to be confused with a SJW)

Woke has always meant aware and having deep knowledge of how to maneuver the matrix. This is what it means if a black person calls you woke.

1. Spiritual awareness, Escaping the Matrix and taking the red pill (not to be confused with closeted white male incels) . You get a sudden understanding of what's really going on and find out you were wrong about much of what you understood to be truth. Opening your 3rd eye.

Always skeptical, anti government agenda such as LGBT indoctrination and forced vaccines. (Example: a info wars consumer is woke)

2. Historian of the African diaspora, extremely pro black. Someone who’s well versed on tactics white supremacist have used in the past and present. Such as, Welfare, vaccines, forcing black to align with lgbt.
(Note: Woke never had anything to do with liberals or LGBT it is literally the opposite.)

Woke’ now means: anything that doesn’t support, perpetuate, and uphold white supremacy.
The government doesn’t not want us to wake up and they are banning history! #staywoke
by ReclaimWoke March 27, 2023
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Woke

My favorite subject in school is pronouns because I am woke.
by a. e. June 8, 2023
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undercover wokes

The UW is an underground cultural phenomenon primarily focused on nightlife and secretive community events.

Born in Paris in 2013, its origins nor operators are well documented.

The UW is known best for its influential events including “Metro Mixes”, “Nuclear Fallout”, “The After Party”, “Recession Rave”, and “Hangover Hotline”.
The undercover wokes just announced their new party but there’s no time or place…
by Muzzy Slider March 12, 2025
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Smokey woke

When you SMOKE then you get WOKE
Dang those weeds made me 'Smokey woke'.
by im so smoke wokey November 27, 2019
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Woke scum

Blue-haired racist misogynist maskurbating fascistic antisemitic sociopath who advocates child mutilation.
The woke scum should be denied jobs, housing, internet access, and banking facilities.
by Old Phardt May 13, 2024
mugGet the Woke scummug.

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