Techno-Gaming

A very fast, reliable and cheap gaming server company who also provide access to teamspeak2 servers.

Running on high-speed servers with incredible back-bone connections, the company is easily one of the best game serves around.

www.techno-gaming.com

Just give techno-gaming a call, they are tha shiznit!

by JS February 2, 2005

techno

Another form of music I can respect, although it isn't really my music, but still better than that rock, metal, grunge, and punk junk!

Techno will rule over rock and metal "music" as well!

by ROCK AND METAL SUCKS! September 1, 2003

Techno Heck-No

When discussing the newest, hippest music, one may suggest techno as a legitimate music genre, in which case another may reply, "Heck no!" among other various insults.

Person One- "The New Pornographer's new album is very good."
Person Two- "Yeah, I like Moby's new album. Ever heard him?"
Person One- (scoffs) "Techno?! Heck No!

Techno Heck-No

by GeronimoJackson October 28, 2006

Techno Dance Party

An uppity private school event at which 98% of those attending are totally and completely wasted, shit-faced, and moshing to techno music.

1:Hey, how many people got caught at the techno dance party?
2:Oh, you were removed? Was it because of the techno dance party?

by William Berry February 7, 2009

Techno

The best type of music to listen to when you're baked out of your mind.

"Yo man, I'm ripped."
"Well blast the techno"
"That's some trippy shit man"
"Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh"

by scorchedangel March 15, 2009

Techno

A coordinated mix of electric sounds that some cultists refer to as music. Sometimes believed to be an updated version of disco. Characterized by a drumbeat that always puts a bass drum hit on the downbeat and a mm setting of c 150. Often, a hi-hat hit on the upbeat and closed on the downbeat accompanies the persistent bass drum hits. In addition, there is always a complete lack of musical instruments, as all sounds are simulated on a computer. Most often listened to by a male demographic between ages 12 and 25, teh vast majority of which is uneducated in music and incapable of playing an instrument. Synonyms include "signal indicator" and "alarm clock," while antonyms include "music."

If copying music is illegal, techno is the worst rash of crime in the recording industry.

by Bluepies February 10, 2005

techno

A type of music that dumb people like me can dance to. I don't know why I like it, I just do.

I caught my dad dancing to my Song For The Lonely club remix, and he was dancing up a storm.

by Lemons The Seamonkey December 28, 2003