Similar to a spit take, but with smoke.
A comedic technique invoked when a person is in the process of inhaling(i.e. sipping), and witnesses something so outrageous/funny (see: rich), that smoke(i.e. liquid) is ejected from his or her mouth.
A comedic technique invoked when a person is in the process of inhaling(i.e. sipping), and witnesses something so outrageous/funny (see: rich), that smoke(i.e. liquid) is ejected from his or her mouth.
A classic spit take premise involves the sipper becoming aware that their drink contains some unexpctedly outrageous ingredient (e.g. breast milk). Similarly, in a smoke take:
Person A: This cigarette is the best!
Person B: You know that's made of dried, rolled up breast milk, right?
Person A:*violent ejection of smoke*
Person A: This cigarette is the best!
Person B: You know that's made of dried, rolled up breast milk, right?
Person A:*violent ejection of smoke*
by kavehcito January 26, 2011
Get the smoke takemug. After taking a girl from behind you ejaculate in your hand and slap her butthole with it (therefore) taking it to the (dump)
by Joe_flameyurass February 23, 2015
Get the taking it to the dumpmug. 
'Mouse' derives from Mickey Mouse, thus to take the mouse is to take the mickey. Taking the mickey is to make fun of something/someone or to take the piss.
by mrt3a May 14, 2011
Get the taking the mousemug. Man 1 "hey iv had to many beers, i need to take slash"
Man 2 "pussy broke the seal now hes taking a slash
Man 2 "pussy broke the seal now hes taking a slash
by ss123 February 11, 2014
Get the taking a slashmug. To take a piss.
by H8TECH December 23, 2009
Get the take a wazzardmug. The act of masturbating. This term is used especially when someone wants a quick orgasm because it is speculated within some cliques that it only takes seven minutes to reach your climax during masturbation.
by Ookamibito February 17, 2008
Get the Taking Sevenmug.