Zombie Leveling System

The Zombie Leveling System (ZLS for the sake of this article) is an ingenius method of rating zombies and their abilities. To the masterful eye of a zombie conisseur, any zombie can be instantly rated. The further a zombie has decayed, the higher it's level is. However, the decay level of a zombie eventually reaches a peak, in which its abilities are taken into account. The ZLS has taken into account several zombie abilties. Low level zombies merely have the ability to eat you and stumble around, should you be dumb enough to run into them. However, as zombies get higher in level, they become more agile, and gain abilities like spontaneous combustion, spikes, and wings. A level 50 zombie, is the most feared. Despite how rotten his flesh is his decayed brain can merely think about you, and you will die.

The rotten flesh zombie on fire, is about a level 20 on the Zombie Leveling System.

by Terry Holloway July 12, 2006

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Beast Tier System

A system that recognizes people who have done something outrageous, something that society has frowned upon, something that is a little bit silly, etc.. The Tier system is as follows going from beast to... well... higher beings...

Beast
Super Beast
Ultra Beast

If this Beast somehow reaches beyond Ultra Beast (Which is pretty hard to be honest) then they can be deemed as the following...

Sexmaster
Legend
Immortal
God
Omnipotent Being
Of the 10th Dimension

(Open to more tiers depending on beastliness)

Examples for the Beast Tier System:

Ex. of Beast:
Person 1: Yo bro did you hear about Tim smashing that black girl?
Person 2: Yeah dude he is a fucking beast.

Ex. of a Legend:
Person 1: Yo bro did you hear about Tim smashing like 5 black girls at a time?
Person 2: Yeah dude he is a fucking legend

Ex. of a being Of the 10th Dimension
Person 1: Yo bro did you hear about Tim smashing the Pope?
Person 2: Yeah dude he is Of the 10th Dimension.

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Technoquantum Body System

Technoquantum Body System, also shortened as TQBS, is a technoquantumist technological concept that seeks to the improvement of human body by technoquantumism, it seeks to gradually evolve the human body systems into a technoquantum body system where it’s all based on technoquantum technologies and that uses of the ideas of technoquantumism and of quantum mechanics and technoquantum properties to work as well. Technoquantum Body System differs from classical transhumanist body systems on the sense that they do not need of the removal of the biological body parts, but some kind of “transmutation” and “evolution” into a pure quantum system that would lead into a technoquantum body system, the technoquantum body system would have the same functions of a classical transhumanist body system, but the person would still be able to he spiritual and have their bioextraphysical functions and the person wouldn’t need to take away their biological parts, but evolve into a technoquantum one without their removal. Technoquantum Body System differs from Quantum Body System on the sense it has technologies included on it, while the classical quantum body one is just on the pure quantum form. The Technoquantum Body System is still a hypothetical idea and it might take a lot of time and money until be full developed.

“The Technoquantum Body System, despite being necessary to take a lot of time and money to be developed, it is still far better than classical transhumanism and it might be a solution for the spiritual and bioextraphysical problems of classical transhumanism, and even a evolution of classical transhumanism into something else.”

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ragdoll system test

An underrated ragdoll fighting roblox game with many veterans using baseball bat and if you won't train your skills quickly, there is a high chance you will get crushed by a veteran from ragdoll system test

a random guy : i keep dying in ragdoll system test, help me pls
a random veteran : no, do it with your friend instead

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closed systems of thought

A way of thinking that begins with the conclusion and spends the rest of its time trying to find ways to justify the conclusion, rather than the other-way around.

During an interview with the Monty Python troupe in 1979, they professed that "Life of Brian" was a condemnation of closed systems of thought. Example: after Brian escapes from the Romans, he is followed by a group of people who mistakenly believe he is the Messiah based on the fact that he does not finish his statement and therefore is "mysterious" to them. When he tells them he is not the messiah, they claim that only the true messiah would deny this. That is where dogma comes in. In the early stages of their new religion, Brian's unlikely followers built their faith out fo whole-cloth. They recover a gourd that is briefly owned by Brian, proclaim that it is a holy artifact and begin to assign greater meaning and significance to it. Upon finding his shoe, a schism emerges among his new followers. They are instantly dedicated to the emerging dogma to the religion of Brian. They are so eager to believe in Brian as the messiah that they immediately begin fashioning the tenants of their faith; the dogma of their religion.

-- Dogma & Theology - Life of Brian | Renegade Cut

by The Logical Fallacy January 12, 2019

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