Stoned as a Cone

When you are so high that your functionality is the same as an orange traffic cone. (Specifically must be Orange)

"I'm stoned as a cone" Said Tone the Bone

by Kony Island October 12, 2017

sober as a stone

you’re stone cold sober

steve harvey : yo man are you on something?
bill gates: i’m as sober as a stone bro!

by stoneluver January 19, 2021

Stone Bro

a bloke who thinks skyrim is overrated and cant spell.

Riley: yo did you play skyrim last night
Jezza: yeah dude skyrim is amazing
*stone bro comes out of nowhere*
Liam: SKIREM AS OVARETAD!!!!
Everyone: FUCK OFF YOU STONE BRO!!!!

by Antiseve November 9, 2017

Rosetta Stoned

Someone you can barely understand when they are stoned, or someone who tries to speak a different language when stoned.

It's hard to understand Ben when he smokes to much, he gets Rosetta Stoned.

by esk1mo May 29, 2018

boosting stones

Having sex with a remote controller of a gaming system while smoking crack and beating Mario Cart for the umpteenth time.

Sorry I missed your call... I was boosting stones.

by @duckoff February 16, 2017

Sebastien stone

Better than ollie, owen, luke and flynn and the coolest guy you can ever meet. Incredibly sexy and all the ladies love him

“Isn’t Sebastien stone sexy?”
“I know right!”

by Fragrance man May 22, 2022

stone eagle

a group of cold blooded motherfuckers

DAMN look at that stone eagle over there fucking shit up

by tttt894 November 28, 2017