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The most cutest, sweetest guy you will ever meet. He is also very honest, and smart. The sun of your day, and the moon of your night. Just being around him makes you forget all your troubles of the day, as he replaces it with his sweet charm. No matter what, you can always rely on him, with whatever problems it may be, or even if it's jsut to warm up your day.
"steve in the best person you will ever meet."
by a friend <3 August 18, 2009
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Steve Austin

1) 1974-1978 The main character in THE SIX MLLION DOLLAR MAN television series, played by Lee Majors. Steve Austin was an astronaut, but he got all smashed up upon re-entry. The US government said they would re-build him into a super strong and fast bionic cyborg if he would agree to work as a secret agent. Not wanting to be a fucked-up cripple for the rest of his life -- he agreed!
SMDM won a Golden Globe Award.

2) "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. Born in 1965 as Steve Williams, probably borrowed his name from the character above. In 1990 he enrolled in Chris Adams' wrestling school. In 1991 he made his WCW debut as "Stunning" Steve Austin. He is 6f 2i and 252 pounds. He has held all kinds of professional wrestling titles, and has now become an actor.

3) A Rap/Hip Hop artist. Album: "800 lb. Gorilla", Top Song: "Bussa Move". Being that he is on the "Bioniq Labs" label (a division of Universal) I would assume that he also borrowed his name from the $6 million man (or else Universal decided to play off it).
1) The Six Million dollar Man started out cool, and ended up shit.

2) Starred in THE LONGEST YARD (2005) as Guard Dunham.
Is currently cast in the filming of THE CONDEMNED.

3) 2006 Dallas Observer Music Awards, "Best Rap/Hip Hop Artist 2006".

"No wonder Steve Austin won the WCW & WWE Championships dude -- forget about steroids, he's BIONIC! Do THEY know?"
by Pat & Kelly O'Brian August 2, 2006
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Steven Seagal

The living God of No Selling, Steven Seagal has never been injured in any movie he has starred in. If you were to use it as an adjective, it would describe a situation were you were expected to get hurt, but came out without a scratch.
Person 1: "Whoa, you just Steven Seagalled that Car Wreck. It looks like everyone else involved is dead."
Person 2: "That's because I am Steven Seagal." (Breaks Person 1's Neck)
by Big E to the Z December 1, 2006
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A Pet Named Steve

Blaming something else for trying to steal your Hamburger or your wife.
by bilkywaygalaxy January 29, 2017
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steve jobs

An evil bastard and CEO of Apple Computers.

Bill Gates is in the process of giving 85% of his fortunate to charity. Linus Torvalds single-handedly invented Linux, and made it free and open-source. Jobs has done neither of these things.

When Jobs' own company, NeXt, failed miserably, he returned to Apple as CEO. At the time, several other companies were manufacturing MacOS-compatible computers; Jobs revoked their licenses. He also put the kibosh on a project to develop a PC-compatible version of MacOS, the result of both of these actions being that if you want to use MacOS, you have to buy a Mac.
If it wasn't for Steve Jobs, more people would use MacOS because they wouldn't have to spend lots of money on a computer they can't modify and isn't compatible with lots of peripherals.

If I had a Death Note, I would write 'Steve Jobs - death by diarrhoea' in it.
by Darth Ridley April 25, 2008
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steve wright

a successful comedian whos humorous technique is to carry the expression of boredom on his face while he performs to make his act even funnier
"Years ago, I worked in a natural, organic health food store in Seattle, Washington. One day a man walked in and asked, 'If I can melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?' Two days later, I was fired for eating cotton candy and drinking straight Bosco on the job." -Steve Wright
by nicole April 20, 2004
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Stinky Steve

Stinky Steve was very popular in the 1990's until he started going bald and was afraid of doing so on television.
by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018
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