speed dick

When your penis shrinks whilst taking amphetamines. Long term use can make the effects permanent.

Yes permanent! If you suffer speed dick too many times it stays small forever!

by twat lover May 22, 2006

speeding tickets

a summons issued to an offender - especially to someone who driving above the speed limit or someone who violates a traffic regulation

I hate it when I get a speeding tickets...

by skidesu January 9, 2009

High Speed

Stoned drivers who think they're going 65 MPH when they're really going 25 MPH.

Ant: How fast are you going?
Jay: I think 65. Never mind, I'm going 12.

Ant: Dude, you're driving so slow right now.
Jay: I know. I'm sorry. I'm just really high.

Had I not been driving at high speed, I probably would have hit that deer... and I probably would've hit that kid who ran onto the street for his kickball.

by Louie Wolfe October 23, 2012

Speed Round

Quickly switching between the hand gestures for Goatse and Mr. Hands. In some cases, the gesture for fisting lessons may be included.

Did you know that Jake currently holds the Speed Round world record with a time of 32.63 seconds?

by Gary Coleman IV May 10, 2008

speed stripe

When a whore has shaved her vaginal pubic hair so that it is in a stright line going stright down to the pussy lips

Tat whore has a speed stripe

by Ali T April 3, 2003

ludicrous speed

Think of the fastest speed imaginable, so fast that it is impossible to see. Now times that speed by 12 and you get ludicrous speed.

The excrement was coming out my anus so damn fast, id swear it was going to hit ludicrous speed"

by Burgo November 6, 2003

Speed dating

Dating on and off, but with different people.

Sarah: Did you know that Cameron dated 4 girls this week? Claire: Well he's obviously speed dating.

by Kool Smartie March 15, 2015