spare tire

the friend that you bring with you to a hangout as a "third wheel" when you're unsure if the hangout is platonic or romantic in nature.

"This guy asked me to hangout but I don't know if he meant it as a date. I need you to be my spare tire so it's clear we're just friends." "Can you be my spare tire?"

by tunasub_backwards February 6, 2022

Spartan Smoker

Someone who will smoke weed out of anything, and under any circumstances.

Damn, that's an apple, and this is a church, you really are a Spartan Smoker.

by Corn Hungis December 14, 2021

Shareage

The act of sharing or sum total of a person's sharing

Dude, no need to go overboard on the shareage. We wanna keep this on the down low, yo.

by HAILaTOM December 16, 2021

Sparets

The marks you get on your face due to wearing safety goggles, especially in laboratory science classes like chemistry.

Whoah, Dude! You must have just gotten out of chemistry because you're sporting some pretty rad sparets.

by Geeksmack December 23, 2021

spare tyre

Another term for a fifth wheel.

The only single person in a group of 5 where there are 2 couples.

“I feel so bad for Nicky, he was spare tyre to Alex and Javira and Terese and Anthony”

by minky gonks January 7, 2022

sparekh

a guy who likes to shove a billion cocks up his ass and is therefore a billionaire. unlike millionaires who can only shove a million cocks up their ass.

oh my god look at that guy in the window, he's such a sparekh

by theion666 March 10, 2022

Spare nip

A side ting who will do a gentleman’s bidding.

“Go find a spare nip who will do what you want!”

by Joebanana April 1, 2022