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selfish

Caring all for oneself, such as one's own pleasures, wellbeing or advantage without regard for others.
Stoic hands someone a helping hand and someone comes in only helping itself, eating fine chocolates, wearing a tweed suit jacket, and using his own gold calculator, he's selfish!
by badmouth July 8, 2018
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Selfosophy

Selfosophy is the combination of Self and Philosophy.

Where philosophy is the study of basic concepts such as truth, existence, reality, causality, and freedom.
Applied to the Self, Selfosophy is the study of your own personal truth and the revealing of the purpose of your existence. Once you no longer identify with your mind you tap into your inner wisdom. With complete awareness and presence you see the causality of your actions, you create your desired reality, and you experience true freedom.
by colettekenney April 6, 2010
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Selfiesh

To not allow someone in your selfie; being selfish with a selfie.
Brian: bro let me in your snapchat selfie!
Anthony: nah man me only.

Brian: bruh stop being so selfiesh
by Sterfrymcfly December 17, 2014
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bathroom selfie

When a man in a monogamous relationship has to masturbate alone in a bathroom at home.
My wife was too tired last night so I just gave myself a bathroom selfie and went to sleep.
by CertainlyNotRummy November 16, 2012
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selfie

A picture taken by someone, of themselves. Said picture is then typically uploaded to social networking sites, so their online "friends" can enjoy looking at their face.

The person in the selfie tends to pull a silly expression, such as a kissy face.

People who take selfies do so as they do not have any real world friends to do it for them.
"John deleted his Twitter account as all of his followers kept tweeting selfies of themselves, much to his annoyance."
by TheRealThing December 10, 2013
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selfishlature

A governing body that makes laws for the few people who are IN the governing body as a way to make money for themselves.
"The last bill through Congress made money only for the members of Congress. The average person will not profit, in fact they will most likely pay. That is what we get if we let the selfishlature run the country"
by Brenna Urban May 10, 2007
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Selfish

A Man named FADI is more likely to be a Selfish Man !
Wow, Fadi’s are so selfish !
by Obeypocahontass November 24, 2019
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