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scroller

any gender older than 35yrs old who needs to scroll down a bit longer to state his/her date of birth while registering online is someone closer to getting old or being a scroller.
for my teenager daughter, i sure am a scroller
by kelamist April 21, 2017
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scroll alert

1. A scroll alert is a cross between a spoiler alert and a warning to ‘keep on scrolling’, recently invented. Not in wide use.
2. The information which follows ‘scroll alert’ will a) go against the norm b) will involve an alternate viewpoint which may go against your grain, beliefs, and quite possibly piss you off, c) may actually mess with your world and cause you to readjust and grapple with your values for a minimum of three days, and quite possibly more.
3. A scroll alert is a warning or disclaimer.

4. These words indicate that you are forewarned to “Keep on scrolling” unless you’re willing to engage. Just like a spoiler alert, scroll alert is a warning associated with giving away the main or turning point in a politicosocial event.
5. Precedes a statement that someone earnestly believes themselves and knows will really piss people off.
6. A term to describe the revelation of crucial elements (i.e. purported unverified facts, cause of deaths, viewpoint twists, attribution of responsibility, etc.) of a situation involving values (political, religious, moral, social etc.)
SCROLL ALERT
Charlottesville….REALLY?
After seeing a host of one-sided posts, I’ve gotta share my views. First of all I don’t see how people can claim any responsibility if they only see one side. That situation was a TWO-SIDED one.
by NoNukes4U September 2, 2017
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Shrillite

A woman who constantly complains in a very loud, piercing, shrieking voice, about every little thing that has ever happened to her, and never takes accountability for her own actions.
My niece is a shrillite who calls me when she's in trouble and nobody else will listen to her.
by nonapolo November 8, 2017
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Scrolleosis

Disease derived from scrolling on electronic devices
Get off that phone before you get scrolleosis
by janaful1 November 9, 2017
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scroll

Noteworthy social status or notoriety via Instagram or other social media platforms.
"My scroll is like...."
"Nobody cares cause you got no scroll."
"Did you see their scroll? Definitely follow them..."
by pfaffian November 28, 2017
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scroll shame

The feeling of regret after having wasted far too much time scrolling aimlessly over social networks instead of spending the time doing something productive.
"I’ve got serious scroll shame today. I just spent 25 minutes scrolling and falling down one clickbait rabbit hole after another. I could have got so much done already but now I’m out of time".
by Stivchik December 15, 2017
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Scroller

When girl sends you multiple paraghraphs or reaches the character limit when texting.
Hows it going with Danielle?
Ahh man she sent me some scroller earlier on
by The real Pablo Tescobar May 14, 2018
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