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sneeze puke

A party foul where at first you expect a sneeze, prompting friends to say, ‘bless you!’, but end up vomiting with the force of the expected sneeze
Oh my god.. last night while playing True American I sneeze puked off a chair into the lava.
by AbusiveTortoise July 14, 2018
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Regal Puke

A classy puke without sound, but with grace. Usually an act committed by rich girls. A regal puke is often undetectable, unless you come in direct contact with it. The likelihood of witnessing a regal puke is higher with gin and tonics and jaegerbombs.
Omg. I didn't know Arya puked last night. Must have been a regal puke
by urunclesaville August 4, 2018
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spikey pokey bitch

karelyn has a spikey pokey bitch
by spikeypokeybitch November 18, 2020
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luke puke

HES SO FUCKING PRECIOUS I SWEAR his presence fr makes me smile sm i wish i could b there w him all the time cus pls i just wanna b w him although i dont act like it much he make me insanely happy and everytime i talk to him i get so happy bc he’s just so wow yk? he’s so funny genuinely so hAilOurs pls i miss him whenever i’m not talking to him. he honestly deserves the entire universe even w pluto n shit he’s so amazing n cute n nice n just so perfect none of u have any idea he’s the only person i’ll ever see myself with n i hope i never lose him he’s one of the most adorable ppl i’ve ever met n jsjfk he’s perfect n he’s SO ATTRACTIVE I KID U NOT LIKE WHO LET HIM B THAT BEAUTIFUL pls i’m in pain neeway he makes me feel wanted n yes if i could give him everyting i would i love him a lot n i hope one day he’s the happiest man on earth. if we ever broke up i feel like i’d find my way back to him he’s honestly addicting i can’t get enough of him i jate that he thinks he isn’t all thwt bc he is he’s worth so much and means so much to me i adore him i’m so obsessed w him everything he does and says i love i wish he knew how much i adored him i wish he’d believe that he’s the only one i think about before i sleep i wish he’d realize how in love i am with him he’s an amazing person and the way he makes me feel is just wow i’ve never felt so strongly for a person before i’ve never tried so jard for a person before he’s honestly the best nobody could ever compare n HES SO SEGGC N SWAG
luke puke is so swag
by glizzyet December 20, 2020
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Peter Pokey

Peter Pokey is where you sneak off to the bathroom for a quick pokey bum but no one wants any of it so you give yourself a quick 2 finger poke in the rear to help you get over the rejection.
Person 1: naww since Dave came back from the lavvy he seems like he has the weight of the world on his shoulders.
Person 2: Yeah he said he went for some Lukey Pokey but no one wanted to join so he had to Peter Pokey himself and that is just sad.
by Theurbanwalker January 27, 2022
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Boat Pikeys

In 2022 a crack commando unit of small boat fishermen, and a cameraman, were put together by a YouTube star, who’s a bit of a big deal. These men promptly set about some of the most extreme small boat fishing seen in the British Isles. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as anglers of fortune. If you have a fish you don’t know how to catch and nobody else can help you, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the Boat Pikey team.
“Are you fucking kidding me, there’s no chance of catching a fish that size on that gear, not unless you’re the Boat Pikeys”.
by FishFast September 3, 2022
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pound and puke

After you eat and you decide to have sex afterward and then you puke
Dude I just had a pound and puke
by Jackisking143 May 16, 2016
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