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phantom dating

When you ask a girl to date you and she says yes. Then some time later you find out from her that you were never really dating even though when u asked her she said yes.
-Yo bro, you still dating that girl u were telling me about?
- Nah dude, i never was because apparently we were just phantom dating
by will-o March 7, 2011
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Phantom Wedgie

The sensation you get when someone you trust screws you over in subtle ways.
"Hey, Bob. Quit picking your ass."
"I know, right? I'm going commando but I can't shake this feeling..."
"What feeling, man?"
"That someone, somewhere, is about to come up behind me and pull my shorts up over my head."
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, I saw Nick chatting up your woman."
Phantom Wedgie
by The Fresh Maker August 13, 2013
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Phantom shitter

A person who discreetly shits in public events, such as a house party, then proceeds to deny it.
by PhantonShitter1234 August 19, 2016
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Boom Phantom

An individual who perpetrates an indecent act or acts, such as shitting on the coats, and then disappears. As originally discussed by Dane Cook
Margerie - I think someone may have shit on the coats

Arthur - There seems to be a distinct possibility that someone has shit on or around the coats.

Boom Phantom (perpetrator) - I hope it wasn't my coat (disappears)
by malarky2020 May 26, 2011
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phantom shot

The act of sinking an unintended, however remarkable, shot in beer pong that is usually followed by the thrower "putting it on everything" that the shot was intended." beer pong pong lucky
He sucks at beer pong, I can't believe he made that phantom shot
by BigBalliNick March 12, 2007
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Phantom Zit

When you feel a zit growing, but you cannot pop it no matter how hard you try.
by mofny March 29, 2012
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Phantom Breeding

When you nut in your hand and let it dry so when you shake a girls hand, your nut gets on her hand so when she pleasures herself later that night there is a chance of her getting pregnant.
Guy 1: “I got my english teacher pregnant through phantom breeding.”

Guy 2: “LETS GOOOOO”

*both high five each other*
by Idrv64s October 6, 2021
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