Phil swift

God and thereby billy may's successor. We are all children of Phil swift so if you value heaven you should worship Phil swift. All hail god.

Me: All hail Phil swift
Everyone smart: All hail Phil swift

by Memelord94976574894 June 20, 2018

phud

An out-of-touch and often senile college or university professor (from Ph.D.).

Dr. Stumblebottom was such a phud that he was found wandering naked in the library, unaware that he had forgotten to put on his clothes that morning.

by benkman July 23, 2006

Philly Dipper

The act of placing or attempting to place one's flaccid penis into a partner's vagina. Usually occurs after a large amount of alcohol is imbibed.

They were so hammered that they did it on the laundry machine. Unfortunately, all he could do was give her the Philly Dipper.

by CamelToeSlider November 13, 2010

Phone booth

An expression describing a really bad day or situation that one must escape. Also, the negative place one is in when one is being backed into a corner or given an ultimatum.

Namnanit...if I don't get out of this phone booth I am really go'n to hurt someone!

OMG...you better let me out of this phone booth before I scream!

Dude, if you don't step back, I will be bust'n out of this phone booth!

by Jane Nazrat March 19, 2010

Phil Swift

An immortal, godlike being with powers beyond human comprehension. Capable of destroying entire universes with just as little as a snap of his fingers.

John: Oh my god! It's Phil Swift!
Sam: Bow! Bow to him! Bow to our lord!
Phil Swift: Worry not, my children. I have come to bless you with my mighty powers. You may now fix anything with the power of Flex Tape.
John and Sam: Thank you god! Thank you!

by NotPieGuy January 21, 2021

Phiona

A shy girl but such a lovely personality. A caring person and lots of fun to be around. You’d be lucky to have Phiona as a friend💓

She’s a Phiona!!

by JeffBum November 27, 2017

smell phone

1. a cell phone that you accidentally drop in the toilet. Occasionally the phone will still be functional after it's dried off or taken in to get repaired and the owner will say "fuck it" and continue to use it even though it's been in a smelly toilet. How do we know if the phone has been in a toilet? Your Facebook status states: Drunkidiot dropped her phone in the toilet :(
2. a cell phone that smells like shit for some other reason

- Yo dude I dropped my phone in the toilet and it still works!!! Use it to call your parents to tell them you're gay!
- Fuck you assfuck and get that smell phone away from me


- Why does my phone smell like shit?
- I don't know but shove that smell phone up your ass where it belongs

by Olof Carmody March 11, 2009