Tearing it off

1. An extreme session of masturbation brought on by being male.

see tugging: The more intense form of "tugging it".

I haven't seen Fahim in a couple days. He must be tearing it off.

by Coinsmith August 13, 2010

calling off

Reporting your impending absence from work to your employer or supervisor without bothering to come up with an excuse. It's not like they're going to believe your obvious lie anyway.

Yeah, Mr. Bossman, I'm gonna be calling off today.

by wankels June 30, 2011

crap off

used by people who dont like to swear as a bad insult.. used instead of fuck off and sounds completly retarded, try to avoid using it. often sounds posh when ya use it

Tim: haha, your mums nose looks like a penis

Eddie: oh, crap off

Tim: hahaha, wotz that meant to mean? crap off hahahaha

by X~jimmy~X June 16, 2007

Yank Off

An alternative term for male masturbation. Yank, in this case, is synonymous with "jack" or "wank", or any other similar terms.

Lucinda: C'mon baby, why can't you get it up?

John: I don't know. I really shouldn't yank off so much.

by reddeadredemption June 6, 2010

Off

To bump somebody off.

This badass Canuck sniper Rob Furlong offed a Taliban at 2,430 meters with his .50 caliber McMillan TAC-50 rifle.

by Antichristo January 26, 2009

bench it off

a portmanteau of bench press and walk it off, to bench it off is to work off a physical or emotional injury by bench pressing; works best with heavy weights

My friend broke his arm, so I invited him to come to the gym with me to bench it off. Now his arm's all better and his bench press has increased by 20 pounds.

by whatsupimphil July 16, 2009

Sack off

-To let someone down.
-To back out of an arrangement to go somewhere.

Girl 1: i was going to go cinema last night but tom is a total sack off so i ended up sitting at home eating cake.
Girl 2:that sack off tom is so lame.

by emiweebledoo January 22, 2009