Yank Off

An alternative term for male masturbation. Yank, in this case, is synonymous with "jack" or "wank", or any other similar terms.

Lucinda: C'mon baby, why can't you get it up?

John: I don't know. I really shouldn't yank off so much.

by reddeadredemption June 6, 2010

Yank off

When you yank off its not as hard as a jerk but it isn't as soft as a wank. Yanking is when you take 2 fingers from each hand and firmly grip them around your cock. Then move your fingers in opposite directions. Congratulations you have successfully yanked off!

Kogut: "Dave have you ever tried to yank off before?"
Dave: "Yes sir. That's shits lush as fuck bro!"
Kogut: "Hell yeah it is. Only takes me 10seconds to cum with that grip!"

by Fresh As Fuck October 7, 2016

Yanking my Dick off

another phrase for youve gotta be kidding me

You won the big game? Man you gotta be yanking my dick off

by swooceking October 17, 2016

you got to be yanking my dick off

A similar expression to, "you got to be kidding me!" But better.

Harris-"Dude, I forgot my keys in my car!"
Timothy-"You got to be yanking my dick off! Again?!"

by Ron Swanson... December 24, 2017