When you take a nap on the couch while watching Netflix instead of just getting up and going straight to bed.
by MFGJokers November 30, 2020
After you've taken a nap and you're more sassy and more prone to bitchness than you were before the nap.
Becky: Ashley turn down your shitty music!!! If everyone wanted to listen we would have asked!!
Ashley: Omg Becky, wtf with the sass nap!
Ashley: Omg Becky, wtf with the sass nap!
by CurlySue52 May 14, 2016
by eccentric sleep January 04, 2018
by OGMikefromCompton August 21, 2022
When you tilt your head back in a social event, and pretend to just be chill, but inside you're dying because you said the wrong thing, don't know what to say, just regret your whole life, or other anxiety related things.
Alex: Hell yeah! This guy gets it. I wish everyone could stop being shy assholes, and just be chill like my guy over here.
Sam: Ha heh
John: What? He is shy, and you just said that to his face. You're the asshole!
Sam in his head: I'm taking an anxiety nap for a fucking reason John! You should have just let Alex go so I can get back to practicing how I should have laughed in my head. Now I have to find an excuse to be shy.
Sam: Ha heh
John: What? He is shy, and you just said that to his face. You're the asshole!
Sam in his head: I'm taking an anxiety nap for a fucking reason John! You should have just let Alex go so I can get back to practicing how I should have laughed in my head. Now I have to find an excuse to be shy.
by Horrid Pain July 21, 2020
When all conceivable problems intrude upon your life and all your body does is fall asleep on the couch
Person 1: I know your exams are coming up, but your significant other was cheating on you for me. You have 1 day to move out of our apartment.
Person 2: Could this get any worse?
Person 1: Also, mom says its your turn to cook for family dinner in 30 minutes.
Person 2: *takes a despair nap*
Person 2: Could this get any worse?
Person 1: Also, mom says its your turn to cook for family dinner in 30 minutes.
Person 2: *takes a despair nap*
by cyanrarroll April 24, 2016
I was cramming for a test, but I got really tired, so I took a nap. I meant to sleep for 20 minutes, but I woke up 5 hours later. Total nap creep!
by mike27113 January 20, 2011