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Greasy Goose 

It’s where you have your partner drink a whole bottle of olive oil then suck your dick until they throw up and then they keep going
Your wife really gave me a greasy Goose last night
Greasy Goose by Greasy goose man October 8, 2025

Greasy Wednesday

A sex act involving getting a hand job with improvised lube while in public. Typically this includes a handy given behind a fast food chain using used grease.
She gave me a greasy Wednesday behind the Wendys last night.
Greasy Wednesday by TaintYanker October 16, 2025

Greasy Gooner

An Individual (typically but not always male) who sits in their room, doesn't shower and masturbates all day
Yeah I met this guy, total greasy gooner, the motherfucker just sits in his room jacking off and playing dark souls.
Greasy Gooner by plgarch December 10, 2025

Greasy Chicken Wing

When you lube up and fuck a fat woman’s armpit.
I got some greasy chicken wing last night from your mom. Fucking a fat girl has benefits, more than just holes at play!

Greasy CheeseBurger

A sexual act done by a severely overweight woman (at least 400lbs) which involves the overweight woman scraping a greasy secretion from the fat rolls and using said grease to give a well lubricated hand job

(Can also be done by a man)
I went on a date with Shauna last night and boy did she give me a surprise… she surprised me with a Greasy CheeseBurger.. it was not what I was expecting… I did not enjoy it

Greasy Italian herringbone

To insert cock into vagina until creampie. Then have her snail trail your neck like a herringbone necklace.
After our wedding she gave me a greasy Italian herringbone for our honeymoon.