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federally fucked up

1. (v.) Drinking/using narcotics to the point where you know longer have control of your body/mind. Usually accompanied by blackouts and in some cases, peeing on your girlfriends Super Nintendo.

2. (adj.) Used to describe something that a close friend or family member did to wrong you.
"Dude I got so federally fucked up last night I peed on my girl's printer. I don't remember SHIT."

"Did you hear that Mike stole Jim's girl then got her pregnant and left hit to raise the kid?"
"Damn, that's federally fucked up."
by DaKine1947 March 10, 2011
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Foner

Occurs mainly in women's jeans when the zipper curls up near the crotch line in a way in which one appears as if they have a boner.
Gertrude sat down in her chair.
"You have a boner?" Her friend whispered to her.
"No!" Gertrude cried, before hushing to a whisper, "A foner."
by Bibbety Blue November 5, 2011
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fondering

Pondering about something while fondling yourself.
I just sat around today fondering about what to do tomorrow.
by chaingrabber January 10, 2015
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folder

a tool used to keep you're pornographic pictures safe from you're parents and guardians
My folder is under my mattress for safe keeping.
by diggy99 March 5, 2016
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Spam Folder

Vagina. Where you put your junk.
She was looking real good so I put it in her spam folder
by Gringondenver October 30, 2010
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Federal

When somebody is looking extremely attractive.
Bro, we were at the club and she was lookin federal.
by Classyorphan12 October 3, 2019
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Roger Federer

An excellent tennis player who repeatedly gets his Swiss ass handed to him by Nadal
me: did you see Roger Federer crying like a bitch
your mom: no
me: it was hilarious
your mom: yeah whatever
me: are you even paying attention?
your mom: sorry, i was counting the money on the dresser
me: well, is it all there?
your mom: yeah
me: then what are you waiting for? bend over so i can get my $37 worth
your mom: condom only
me: aw c'mon baby; it's my birthday
your mom: no!
me: aw c'mon
your mom: no!
by mobolaji suleiman February 3, 2009
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