face down

suggesting face down, ass up…like the old 2 live crew song
can be used as a nickname with co workers

Yo face down was wasted last night.

by the ch grandmaster November 11, 2007

Face-Jacked

When you log on to Face Book and see that people have been carrying on conversations on "your page" without you. People that don't even know each other just sharing the witty reparte and now it takes up your whole page!

"I went to my home page on Face Book only to find my page had been "face-jacked" by my friends about some comment I made, that now has nothing to do with my original thought!"

by bearbax June 15, 2009

Face helmet

When a woman's face is saturated with semen and she allows it to set and become solid.

Dude, I picked up last night and came all over this chicks face while she was sleeping, the best thing was she didn't wake up so in the morning she had an awesome face helmet going on.

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other day and i punched her square in the face, luckily she was wearing a face helmet i had prepared earlier.

by facey face helmet February 19, 2010

Face Queen

A fat woman who has learned to satisfy men by using her mouth instead of her body. She often performs oral sex to the male organ, surrounding area or anus (tossed salad) to satisfy any lover she can obtain.

Buddy #1: "Why is that guy with that disgustingly obese woman? He could get and keep someone a lot more attractive to impress his friends and family."

Buddy # 2: "He likes his salad tossed, hot women don't usually do that and they are a lot of work to please.. so he prefers his Face Queen."

by newfie2 November 25, 2011

face pubes

A good way to describe facial hair. In most cases it is used to provoke a response of annoyance or humor.

"Edward aka EZE aka sexy man beast has face pubes."

by Faaii May 13, 2005

face-grinding

mashing your face against another persons for, the beginnings of, sexual gratification.

"I was dancing with this chick and we totally ended up face-grinding on the dance floor."

by chris rohde November 11, 2006

face diapered sleeves

Those wearing a mask believing in and in total compliance with the government of the day will save them with a UBI Universal Basic Income cheque living their days out as an empty, low vibration being with little or no cognizance or understanding of the world around them, an 'empty' sleeve of sorts.

Those believing in the latest flu epidemic virtue signal blind government support masked as 'face diapered sleeves'.

by anonymous September 14, 2020