Get the evanescence mug.a snarky individual who expresses psychopath tendencies. Compulsive liar. May take part in self-mutilation, especially burning one's skin. Can subsist solely on Moxie and Tim Tams. Very skilled at artistically documenting the subversive behavior of his compatriots.
Oh my god, that baby eagle is so evan!
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1. A retard adolescent male who boasted the Lions would win the SuperBowl in 2009 when they went 0-16
by p99jamesbond007 March 5, 2009
Get the Evan mug.A mysterious hairy like creature often described as sloth like if it can be described at all, enjoys relaxing and doing little work if any at all!
'man that guy is majorly hairy almost ape like'
'yeah he's such an evan'
'i've never seen someone more lazy then evan, he's room is like a garbage tip'
'yeah he's such an evan'
'i've never seen someone more lazy then evan, he's room is like a garbage tip'
by zephyrus da original February 3, 2010
Get the Evan mug.Vandalizing public property, from a bridge to something as petty as a road sign. Extremists will scrawl an evangelistic message, for example "Jesus Saves" or "I love Christ", usually done in graffiti form using spray paint.
Meant to look charming and obedient to 'god, it's really only a childish shout, an attempt to shame people who do not believe in their god.
There are people out there that spring out of bed early in the morning, not to work or improve their life... but with an agenda to indoctrinate as many other people they can to their nutty club house.
Meant to look charming and obedient to 'god, it's really only a childish shout, an attempt to shame people who do not believe in their god.
There are people out there that spring out of bed early in the morning, not to work or improve their life... but with an agenda to indoctrinate as many other people they can to their nutty club house.
"Some tweaker has evandalized the road signs."
"Evandalism is much more common in cities where people just enjoy being human."
"Evandalism is much more common in cities where people just enjoy being human."
by BluntHonesty December 26, 2015
Get the evandalism mug.a man with smol pp and that could be much older and have the mental age of a 4 year old and the attention span of a fly.
he is often confused as a mentally handicapped person, and always wonders why most people are so nice to him.
he is often confused as a mentally handicapped person, and always wonders why most people are so nice to him.
store clerk guy- hello sir, is this all?
Evan- yyyEEEssSSsss iT iSSSs :)
store clerk guy- ah yes, i see. *gives groceries* have a very nice day.
Evan- okAy. *takes groceries*
Evan- yyyEEEssSSsss iT iSSSs :)
store clerk guy- ah yes, i see. *gives groceries* have a very nice day.
Evan- okAy. *takes groceries*
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Get the Evan mug.A really awesome guy if your nice to him... he'll get really mad sometimes. But he's REALLY funny! Not afraid to say whats on his mind.
Girl 1: I hope Evan asks me to the dance he's super hot and really funny!
Girl 2: No you don't he has anger issues!
Girl 1: oh... :(
Girl 2: No you don't he has anger issues!
Girl 1: oh... :(
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