Fuck Me Eyes!

A request uttered, shouted or grumbled by a pirate (or two pirates at one another) when they lusting for eye socket fornication.

"YARR, we've been out to sea far too long, and the hole in my rump has gotten all rotted up. Sickly and vile, unsuitable for penetration. So, FUCK ME EYES! YARR!"

by The MackDaddy of the Seven Sea September 14, 2009

eyefucking

When you and someone else are looking at each other like you want to have wild sex.

This guy and I were eyefucking for 20 minutes before he had the guts to come over and talk to me.

by Brandy Day September 30, 2005

scope-eye

A condition caused by keeping one's eye too close to the scope of a rifle when firing. The kickback forces the scope into the shooter's eye, leaving a nasty bruise.

Jeff was so inent on sniping the grouse that he got scope-eye. What a scope-eyed bitch.

by KevinMorrigan February 23, 2009

Eyal

A funny handsome guy who knows how to dress.

Eyal is a french name that stands for a very creative guy.

(girl #1) OMG I want to name my son Eyal.

(girl #2)well duh look at him being gorgeous.

by @@g March 24, 2019

Ornament Eyes

Being so completely shacked that your eyes look like a freshly polished pair of red Christmas ornaments. Can be easily remedied with a heavy dose of Visine.

Parent: Where were you, ornament eyes? Torching some hippie lettuce?
You: I went uhh ... swimming.

by Lenwah August 20, 2011

arabian eyegoggles

place your testicles on your partners eyesockets and let your penis chill on their nose. Therefore giving your friend Arabian Eyegoggles

by Paul Faust A.K.A Big Mosko April 22, 2003

Eye Rapist

Someone who will not stop staring at you and is most likely picturing you undressed.

"did you see that yard worker?? He was totally eye raping me!"

by Kelsleazy September 2, 2005