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Spontaneous Erection Syndrome, sometimes called SES, is a disease that most men suffer from. It is a disease where a man will spontaneously get an erection, while not aroused.

SES usually occurs in a situation where the sufferer could either become embarrassed, or possibly look homosexual.
Tim: Dude! how'd you get a boner? We're watching Mythbusters for christs' sake!

John: I dont know dude, must be my Spontaneous Erection Syndrome.
by Marcus129 February 24, 2010
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emotional erection

When you have a personality crush on a friend, but are not physically attracted to them.
I love talking to you. You give me an emotional erection.
by leftcomic March 23, 2017
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Relationshit

A relationship that's lacking in all properties of your typical relationship and has become shit to deal with and be in.
Originated by Kady not knowing how to type.
'I'm sick and tired of staying with Bob. I'm getting out of this relationshit.'
by Ariana December 14, 2004
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Erection

A way by which a man's penis makes its presence, as well as it's true needs felt, after being used for most of the life as a pee-pipe.
Johnny had an erection. His penis seemed happy.
by InfinitZ May 5, 2011
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Relationshit

A relationship that was/is worth nothing. Its not going anywhere. The kind of relationship you wouldn't count as one.
Quaray : "So how are you and Mark doing?"
Tandee :"ughh.......Its such a relationshit!!"
by YaGirlResaa August 1, 2009
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Relationship

A bunch of obligations that two people have for each other that make both of them feel worse about themselves.
To quote the majority of the song "Piss Off" by the Arrogant Sons of Bitches (A break-up song):

"P-I-S-S-O-F-F-Hey!

I remember way back when,
When I wanted you to be mine.
And now that I've kind of had you,
I wonder was it all just a waste of time?
And did it make sense jumping into something
Knowing that I'd get hurt?
I don't know, but my boss thinks not,
It makes me less productive at work!

And all my friends told me "look out!"
'Cause you were treating me like shit!
I swallowed my pride and bit my tongue,
And I thought nothing of it!
I blame relationship's termination
For why things are never fine.
I've dreaded this moment from the day we met:
We have to say goodbye!

Now all I do is pine and smoke
With all my friend.
I regret not moving on
Even though I said I did,
Fuck, shit, dammit.
How many times do I have to call you
Just because you call me first?
You see, we're nothing together
But a bunch of obligations
That just make me feel worse!

So why was I the last to know
When you ride some other guy?
And why should I have even cared
That night you said you cried?
My stomach threw up my daily nutrition
And your anti-morals robbed me blind.
I loved you, and you blew it,
And you broke your own heart.
So eat this last goodbye!

Piss off: this is the last goodbye."

Relationship.
by Daniel Plainview123 August 29, 2009
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erection

(Slang for hard-on.) 1. A male's most magnificent and majestic display of his virility, when aroused by the sight of a beautiful female or by the thought of sex. 2. The magical transformation of a cock that doubles in size, gets hard as a rock, and stands straight and tall as a soldier at attention. 3. The aroused state of a dick that looks like a huge rocket on a launching pad and feels like a giant stick of dynamite about to explode. 4. Sign to a female who sees or feels it that a male is ready and able to fuck. 5. Opportunity for a guy to show off his magnitude and his potency, when he has one while standing up in front of the class; likely to evoke giggles and blushes from girls, to hide embarrassment at the feelings it arouses.
When she felt my erection as we slow-danced together, she sighed deeply and drew me more tightly to her.
I could feel myself getting an erection as we kissed.
When I saw her standing in her wet bathing suit, I got an erectionso big that my cock stuck out over the top of my trunks. She smiled when she saw it and said, "Looks like somebody's glad to see me!"
by Adam Phillips August 25, 2006
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