fun dumpster

vagina, pussy, fun hole, part of a womens body

man she has a really tight fun dumpster. I want to go down on your fun dumpster, I want to do her in the fun dumpster. she shaved her fun dumpster. I saw her fun dumpster

by joey socks February 3, 2010

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Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter

The sexual act in which a man puts 2 eggs in between a woman's breasts(while laying in bed) and then sit on them for a solid 2 - 5 hours with a heating lamp near by and the room temperature very high. Then when he gets up, they should be hot, goey, and sticky. He will then proceed to use this as lube for violent sex afterwards. Then, with some of the eggshells, he will proceed to scrape her nipples until they are a bloody pulp.

Me: Dude, im so nervous...
Friend: Whys that?
Me: Sally wants me to do a Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter....I don't think I can sit still for that long!
Friend: Don't worry you'll be fine bro!!

by Shank0potomis August 1, 2012

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Dumpster Cat

1. A cat that is a worthless piece of shit and belongs in a dumpster.
2. A cat that feels it needs to cower and hide when others are around (usually only bonds to one woman).

My friend's cat Chewy is a dumpster cat and is a candy ass bitch around others. We would like to toss him into the dumpster where he belongs.

by Steve Johnson November 10, 2003

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cock-slobbering cum dumpster

Jordan's slutty mother

Almost every male residing within 97.3 miles of her can testify to this fact, and is therefore, a valid example of how she is a cock-slobbering cum dumpster.

by Dirty Sanchezzz November 10, 2008

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