Ditch Puma

A ferrel cat that roams the ditches of rural areas. such as New Ulm, Minnesota

originally coined in Southern MN

person 1: "look at that stray cat."
person 2 :" idk looks kinda like a warthog."
person 3 : "nah man that's a majestic ditch puma!"

by itsmillertime122 June 12, 2021

ditchball

An individual whom when given the keys to his own demise, takes that ball and runs with straight to the ditch.

Damn Kyle is a straight ditchball I was just kidding about how good meth was and here he is, on meth.

by Ken Berry June 24, 2021

ditch hop

Hiding in the ditch from cars that came by was pretty common where i was a kid.

Me and my brother ditch hopped down to Matt's

by TValerie July 4, 2021

Ditchsmack

Getting screwed, fucked, or put down without any heads up or previous knowledge of events about to accrue

Noel got ditchsmacked by events at BCT.

by Zebaja September 13, 2021

Ditch mode

Getting left behind on purpose.

I’m going out with my friends today and putting my old lady on ditch mode.

by Old lady 1976 October 1, 2021

Ditch

- to not join friends or abandoning someone

He has decided to ditch his friends to sleep like a bitch

by Ryan garcia October 11, 2021

Ditch Dick

The male counterpart of a mudcricket.

Ain't nothing but mud rickets and ditch dick out here in Mudfest.

by TSmartGuy November 18, 2021