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by Lyseegee May 17, 2016
Get the condom dick mug.An unused condom that has been sitting in a wallet or car glove compartment for many years past the expiration date. It may still be useable but it is not a recommended practice. These condoms can be found in the cars and wallets of the acne consumed, band geek, and nerd herders of the world.
You should probably get rid of all the soggy condoms in your car before you take that respectable broad out to dinner tonight. She might get the wrong idea about.
by MC Wang March 28, 2010
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by Sammallos June 12, 2016
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Get the pussy condom mug.Usually a male who is expecting to get laid in certain situations, therefore he puts a condom in his pocket because the girl he is with gives him the impression that she may be easy.
"Joe turlo was such a condom pocket at that show last night"
"We were hanging out one night and I went to go touch his leg and I felt a condom in his pocket"
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by taylor bogner March 27, 2008
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